{"id":876,"date":"2008-08-01T15:37:34","date_gmt":"2008-08-01T21:37:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=876"},"modified":"2008-08-01T15:37:34","modified_gmt":"2008-08-01T21:37:34","slug":"my-gorge-rises","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=876","title":{"rendered":"My gorge rises."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s been happening in <em>Mary Worth<\/em>, you might be thinking?  If you&#8217;re lucky, you&#8217;re not thinking that at all.<\/p>\n<p>Mary and Jeff made up, but rather than make-up sex or even a kiss, they platituded each other to near death at the Bum Boat (hey, I even made Runner-Up on CC&#8217;s Comment of the Week because of it! Yay!).<\/p>\n<p>Now she&#8217;s platituding it up with Toby over lunch, or something that&#8217;s supposed to represent lunch. I&#8217;d usually let the slinging of <em>bon mots<\/em> (or more likely, <em>mediocre mots<\/em>) slide, particularly when Mary&#8217;s involved, but to invoke Shakespeare for such lame lunch chat is inexcusable.  If you want to do that, Mary, go whole hog &#8212; and take your meddling padawan Toby with you!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/not-mw-94.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-878\" title=\"not-mw-94\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/not-mw-94.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/not-mw-94.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/not-mw-94-250x47.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s been happening in Mary Worth, you might be thinking? If you&#8217;re lucky, you&#8217;re not thinking that at all. Mary and Jeff made up, but rather than make-up sex or even a kiss, they platituded each other to near death at the Bum Boat (hey, I even made Runner-Up on CC&#8217;s Comment of the Week [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-876","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/876","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=876"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/876\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":882,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/876\/revisions\/882"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}