{"id":8894,"date":"2013-02-23T13:24:32","date_gmt":"2013-02-23T19:24:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=8894"},"modified":"2013-02-23T22:16:03","modified_gmt":"2013-02-24T04:16:03","slug":"whats-the-opposite-of-country-bumpkin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=8894","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s the opposite of &#8220;country bumpkin&#8221;?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think it&#8217;s something like &#8220;city boy who knows lots of big words and absolutely nothing about animal husbandry (other than the term &#8220;animal husbandry&#8221; makes him giggle like an eight-year-old girl because is sounds dirty).&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yep, farmers with a one-cow herd regularly pound upon it because it improves productivity tremendously.\u00a0 Ask any cow.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Not-9CL-73.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8895\" title=\"Not 9CL 73\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Not-9CL-73.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Not-9CL-73.jpg 700w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Not-9CL-73-250x75.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>While we&#8217;re at it, maybe we can ask any mermaid (like the one in <em>Pibgorn<\/em>), or better yet, any surly sundae&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/New-Scoopy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8896\" title=\"New Scoopy\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/New-Scoopy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/New-Scoopy.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/New-Scoopy-250x62.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And a special shout-out to a lot of good folks at <em>The Comics Curmudgeon<\/em> who know far, far more about animal production, animal science, animal health science, and animal cookies than BMcE could <strong><em>ever<\/em><\/strong> hope to.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/New-Scoopy-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8900\" title=\"New Scoopy 2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/New-Scoopy-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"999\" height=\"249\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/New-Scoopy-2.jpg 999w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/New-Scoopy-2-250x62.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 999px) 100vw, 999px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think it&#8217;s something like &#8220;city boy who knows lots of big words and absolutely nothing about animal husbandry (other than the term &#8220;animal husbandry&#8221; makes him giggle like an eight-year-old girl because is sounds dirty).&#8221; Yep, farmers with a one-cow herd regularly pound upon it because it improves productivity tremendously.\u00a0 Ask any cow. 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