{"id":8910,"date":"2013-02-24T13:44:20","date_gmt":"2013-02-24T19:44:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=8910"},"modified":"2013-02-24T13:44:54","modified_gmt":"2013-02-24T19:44:54","slug":"now-can-we-go-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=8910","title":{"rendered":"NOW can we go home?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Honest to gosh, Rex was trying to justify Honey&#8217;s &#8220;drop the towel&#8221; routine as a stripper&#8217;s way of <strong><em>thanking<\/em><\/strong> people.\u00a0 Seriously.\u00a0 (I think June would&#8217;ve been tearing his nose off rather than getting all cutesy with him, if that were the case.)<\/p>\n<p>I think the &#8216;fixed&#8217; dialog is closer to the mark.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/New-REX.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8911\" title=\"New REX\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/New-REX.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"715\" height=\"340\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/New-REX.jpg 715w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/New-REX-250x118.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 715px) 100vw, 715px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Honest to gosh, Rex was trying to justify Honey&#8217;s &#8220;drop the towel&#8221; routine as a stripper&#8217;s way of thanking people.\u00a0 Seriously.\u00a0 (I think June would&#8217;ve been tearing his nose off rather than getting all cutesy with him, if that were the case.) I think the &#8216;fixed&#8217; dialog is closer to the mark. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8910","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rex-morgan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8910","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8910"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8910\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8913,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8910\/revisions\/8913"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8910"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8910"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8910"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}