{"id":9294,"date":"2013-04-29T16:14:25","date_gmt":"2013-04-29T22:14:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=9294"},"modified":"2013-04-29T16:14:25","modified_gmt":"2013-04-29T22:14:25","slug":"dont-make-fun-of-people-rex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=9294","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t make fun of people, Rex."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not strangers.<\/p>\n<p>Not friends.<\/p>\n<p>And especially your wife.<\/p>\n<p>Unless, of course you like stale little crackers with peanut butter smeared between them from the vending machine in the lobby.<\/p>\n<p>Which you probably do.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/New-REX.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9295\" alt=\"New REX\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/New-REX.jpg\" width=\"795\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/New-REX.jpg 795w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/New-REX-250x75.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 795px) 100vw, 795px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not strangers. Not friends. And especially your wife. Unless, of course you like stale little crackers with peanut butter smeared between them from the vending machine in the lobby. Which you probably do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9294","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rex-morgan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9294","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9294"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9294\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9296,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9294\/revisions\/9296"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}