{"id":9319,"date":"2013-05-30T01:02:30","date_gmt":"2013-05-30T07:02:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=9319"},"modified":"2013-05-30T12:55:40","modified_gmt":"2013-05-30T18:55:40","slug":"9319","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=9319","title":{"rendered":"dun &#8211; dun &#8211; Bio-Dad!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It appears that all the Good Stuff (Les writing the screenplay for <em>Lisa&#8217;s Slog<\/em> and Darrin and Darrin&#8217;s Wife having a baby) in Westview is going to start tumbling down with the reappearance of the guy who knocked up Lisa the first time around &#8212; those in the know tell me the result was Darrin.\u00a0 Like I care.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, the absolutely non-riveting coverage of Les&#8217; climb to OSCAR-hood featured his sad-sack mug, undoubtedly aiding Darrin&#8217;s baby-daddy in finding these twerps.\u00a0 The question is:\u00a0 if nothing had been mentioned of this, would Darrin&#8217;s daddy have been able to recognize Lisa&#8217;s knight in tinfoil armor?<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think it would&#8217;ve been difficult&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/New-FW.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9320\" alt=\"New FW\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/New-FW.jpg\" width=\"610\" height=\"230\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/New-FW.jpg 610w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/New-FW-250x94.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Bio-Dad Frank calls Bio-Son Darrin, who has no interest in Bio-Interacting with him.\u00a0 Nevertheless, Related-by-Marriate Jessica feels the need to yammer, nag and push Darrin to the point of no return. (Nice, Jessica.\u00a0 Really, really nice.\u00a0 Then again, it&#8217;s&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/New-FW1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9358\" alt=\"New FW\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/New-FW1.jpg\" width=\"515\" height=\"220\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/New-FW1.jpg 515w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/New-FW1-250x106.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 515px) 100vw, 515px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As you might expect, this being Funky Winkerbean and all, the meeting between Derwood and Bio-Dad goes badly.\u00a0 Bio-dad want to make a buck from a reality show that&#8217;ll feature bastard dad (figuratively) and bastard son (literally) reuniting happily.\u00a0 Dagwood doesn&#8217;t go for it, and all sorts of aspersions are cast upon reality shows (wait to get an easy victory, Batiuiuiuik!).\u00a0\u00a0 As Dario storms out&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/NEw-FW.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9418\" alt=\"NEw FW\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/NEw-FW.jpg\" width=\"770\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/NEw-FW.jpg 770w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/NEw-FW-250x103.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 770px) 100vw, 770px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yeah. Barf.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It appears that all the Good Stuff (Les writing the screenplay for Lisa&#8217;s Slog and Darrin and Darrin&#8217;s Wife having a baby) in Westview is going to start tumbling down with the reappearance of the guy who knocked up Lisa the first time around &#8212; those in the know tell me the result was Darrin.\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-smell-something-funky"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9319"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9319\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9357,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9319\/revisions\/9357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}