{"id":9347,"date":"2013-05-14T10:31:34","date_gmt":"2013-05-14T16:31:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=9347"},"modified":"2013-05-14T10:33:42","modified_gmt":"2013-05-14T16:33:42","slug":"yeah-sam-all-the-money-in-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=9347","title":{"rendered":"Yeah, Sam, all the money in the world&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;and you&#8217;re stuck with that horrific notion, just like every other parent (no, not the kid that just comes home to visit),<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/not-JP-127.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9351\" alt=\"not JP 127\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/not-JP-127.jpg\" width=\"860\" height=\"414\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/not-JP-127.jpg 860w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/not-JP-127-250x120.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 860px) 100vw, 860px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>..but the one who&#8217;s home <strong><em>FOR GOOD!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/New-JP1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9348\" alt=\"New JP\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/New-JP1.jpg\" width=\"805\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/New-JP1.jpg 805w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/New-JP1-250x74.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 805px) 100vw, 805px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;and you&#8217;re stuck with that horrific notion, just like every other parent (no, not the kid that just comes home to visit), ..but the one who&#8217;s home FOR GOOD!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-judge-parker"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9347"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9347\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9350,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9347\/revisions\/9350"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}