{"id":9421,"date":"2013-05-30T13:01:17","date_gmt":"2013-05-30T19:01:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=9421"},"modified":"2013-05-30T13:01:17","modified_gmt":"2013-05-30T19:01:17","slug":"it-must-be-legit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=9421","title":{"rendered":"It must be legit!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Neddy&#8217;s friend Thalia&#8217;s husband Ross really and truly is kidnapped! This is no swindle? Why?\u00a0<em> There&#8217;s a ransom note!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Oh, my gosh, and for the last week, Thalia&#8217;s been crying on Abby&#8217;s bodacious shoulder, because the kidnappers are planning to mutilate Ross each day that the ransom isn&#8217;t paid.\u00a0 <em>The fiends!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>It started with fingers&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/New-JP2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9422\" alt=\"New JP\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/New-JP2.jpg\" width=\"800\" height=\"230\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/New-JP2.jpg 800w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/New-JP2-250x71.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh Abby&#8230;nothing gets past you, does it?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Neddy&#8217;s friend Thalia&#8217;s husband Ross really and truly is kidnapped! This is no swindle? Why?\u00a0 There&#8217;s a ransom note! Oh, my gosh, and for the last week, Thalia&#8217;s been crying on Abby&#8217;s bodacious shoulder, because the kidnappers are planning to mutilate Ross each day that the ransom isn&#8217;t paid.\u00a0 The fiends! It started with fingers&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9421","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-judge-parker"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9421","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9421"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9421\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9423,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9421\/revisions\/9423"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9421"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9421"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9421"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}