{"id":956,"date":"2008-08-11T14:05:08","date_gmt":"2008-08-11T20:05:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=956"},"modified":"2008-08-11T14:05:08","modified_gmt":"2008-08-11T20:05:08","slug":"im-sure-theres-a-good-reason","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=956","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;s a good reason&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;or at least a cheerfully goofy one as to why Rex is so loath to go on this screamin&#8217; deal Caribbean cruise.  Does he think he&#8217;s going to be boarded by Johnny Depp? (Oh, well, he&#8217;d probably<strong><em> like<\/em><\/strong> that!)<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t have an answer for that, or where this mashup is headed. I just like how damned sullen Rex is.  If there&#8217;d been a third panel in the original, it would&#8217;ve been Rex rolling up the newspaper and smacking Sarah repeatedly with it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/new-rex2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-957\" title=\"new-rex2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/new-rex2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/new-rex2.jpg 800w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/new-rex2-250x109.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;or at least a cheerfully goofy one as to why Rex is so loath to go on this screamin&#8217; deal Caribbean cruise. Does he think he&#8217;s going to be boarded by Johnny Depp? (Oh, well, he&#8217;d probably like that!) I don&#8217;t have an answer for that, or where this mashup is headed. I just like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rex-morgan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=956"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/956\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":959,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/956\/revisions\/959"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}