{"id":9600,"date":"2013-07-09T01:32:38","date_gmt":"2013-07-09T07:32:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=9600"},"modified":"2013-07-09T11:52:30","modified_gmt":"2013-07-09T17:52:30","slug":"yeah-mad-parenting-skillz-rex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=9600","title":{"rendered":"Yeah, mad parenting skillz, Rex&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/New-REx.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9601\" alt=\"New REx\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/New-REx.jpg\" width=\"835\" height=\"385\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/New-REx.jpg 835w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/New-REx-250x115.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 835px) 100vw, 835px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sarah continues to fret about her 16-page book deal.\u00a0 Waddaya want <strong><em>us<\/em> <\/strong>to do? Call out the Marines?!??<\/p>\n<p><em>Say&#8230;.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/New-Rex1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9617\" alt=\"New Rex\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/New-Rex1.jpg\" width=\"845\" height=\"230\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/New-Rex1.jpg 845w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/New-Rex1-250x68.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 845px) 100vw, 845px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sarah continues to fret about her 16-page book deal.\u00a0 Waddaya want us to do? Call out the Marines?!?? Say&#8230;. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,14,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous-comics","category-judge-parker","category-rex-morgan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9600"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9600\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9616,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9600\/revisions\/9616"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}