{"id":9638,"date":"2013-07-14T14:55:35","date_gmt":"2013-07-14T20:55:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=9638"},"modified":"2013-07-14T14:55:35","modified_gmt":"2013-07-14T20:55:35","slug":"well-nertz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=9638","title":{"rendered":"Well, nertz&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Judge Parker has two concurrent story-lines (I think), but the important thing is&#8230;the really interesting one with Judge Parker isn&#8217;t being shown.\u00a0 Who cares about Randy and his NSA fiancee (well, maybe, unless you&#8217;re Eric Snowden)?\u00a0 We want Pissyface! We want Pissyface!<\/p>\n<p>So let&#8217;s just get two of the most ill-tempered characters in the comics together, shall we?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/New-Scoopy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9639\" alt=\"New Scoopy\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/New-Scoopy.jpg\" width=\"1000\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/New-Scoopy.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/New-Scoopy-250x62.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Judge Parker has two concurrent story-lines (I think), but the important thing is&#8230;the really interesting one with Judge Parker isn&#8217;t being shown.\u00a0 Who cares about Randy and his NSA fiancee (well, maybe, unless you&#8217;re Eric Snowden)?\u00a0 We want Pissyface! We want Pissyface! So let&#8217;s just get two of the most ill-tempered characters in the comics [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous-comics","category-judge-parker"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9638"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9638\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9640,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9638\/revisions\/9640"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}