{"id":9663,"date":"2013-07-22T12:34:37","date_gmt":"2013-07-22T18:34:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=9663"},"modified":"2013-07-22T17:17:46","modified_gmt":"2013-07-22T23:17:46","slug":"9663","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=9663","title":{"rendered":"Spiderman, Spiderman, the Same Old Lazy Spiderman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An <span style=\"color: #800000;\"><em><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">exhauste<\/span>d<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/span>\u00a0 Spiderman jets his way to the banana republic of<span style=\"color: #008000;\"> Costa Verde <\/span>and is seated next to some little bastard name Wilmer. Only his incredible Spidey-sense alerts him to the fact that the little jerk is trying to unmask him (I remember vintage 1960s joke about a boy, a child psychologist, a box of chocolates and masturbation, but I won&#8217;t go into it here.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/New-SM.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9664\" alt=\"New SM\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/New-SM.jpg\" width=\"1000\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/New-SM.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/New-SM-250x67.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And in a hot debate, does Spidey have girl lips?<strong><em> You<\/em><\/strong> be the judge!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/New-SM1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9702\" alt=\"New SM\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/New-SM1.jpg\" width=\"520\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/New-SM1.jpg 520w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/New-SM1-250x129.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 520px) 100vw, 520px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An exhausted\u00a0 Spiderman jets his way to the banana republic of Costa Verde and is seated next to some little bastard name Wilmer. Only his incredible Spidey-sense alerts him to the fact that the little jerk is trying to unmask him (I remember vintage 1960s joke about a boy, a child psychologist, a box of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous-comics"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9663"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9663\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9704,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9663\/revisions\/9704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}