{"id":9718,"date":"2013-07-23T11:14:42","date_gmt":"2013-07-23T17:14:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=9718"},"modified":"2013-07-23T11:14:43","modified_gmt":"2013-07-23T17:14:43","slug":"reigning-it-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=9718","title":{"rendered":"Reigning it in"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(or, <em>100% Turkey Leg-Free!<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>Sure, we laugh at Jughead dire pronouncement at a piece of food and snicker at Dr. Fleurrie&#8217;s apparently court-appointed attorney, but<strong><em> THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS<\/em><\/strong> when real Legal Eagles like Alan Parker and son, Sam Driver, and other members of a respectable cartoon law firm disappear!\u00a0 Justice becomes a mockery!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/New-Archie-3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9719\" alt=\"New Archie 3\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/New-Archie-3.jpg\" width=\"620\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/New-Archie-3.jpg 620w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/New-Archie-3-250x181.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Although it&#8217;s becoming fairly evident that Fleurrie has all the common sense of a bean burrito&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(or, 100% Turkey Leg-Free!) Sure, we laugh at Jughead dire pronouncement at a piece of food and snicker at Dr. Fleurrie&#8217;s apparently court-appointed attorney, but THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS when real Legal Eagles like Alan Parker and son, Sam Driver, and other members of a respectable cartoon law firm disappear!\u00a0 Justice becomes a mockery! Although [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9718","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous-comics","category-9-chickweed-lane"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9718","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9718"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9718\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9721,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9718\/revisions\/9721"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}