{"id":9746,"date":"2013-08-03T09:20:40","date_gmt":"2013-08-03T15:20:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=9746"},"modified":"2013-08-03T21:18:02","modified_gmt":"2013-08-04T03:18:02","slug":"additional-fun-at-marys-expense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=9746","title":{"rendered":"Additional fun? At Mary&#8217;s expense?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why not!\u00a0 This potentially fun story (well, it is if you live in Tucson and can imagine Mary ruining a lot of people&#8217;s vacations here at our uber-expensive healthy resorts) has turned into one huge platitude swap.\u00a0 Meh.\u00a0 Yep, and I&#8217;m still going to be really pissed off if this let&#8217;s-cure-June crisis is the only &#8220;adventure&#8221; in this story line (particularly if you consider that this is Mary&#8217;s FIRST DAY AT THE RESORT):<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/New-MW5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9747\" alt=\"New MW\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/New-MW5.jpg\" width=\"605\" height=\"220\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/New-MW5.jpg 605w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/New-MW5-250x90.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 605px) 100vw, 605px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Of course, Mary may not <em>make<\/em> it home to Charterstone&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE:\u00a0 Mary most likely will make it back to Charterstone.\u00a0 June, from wherever she&#8217;s from? I&#8217;m not so sure&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Not-MW-601.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9754\" alt=\"Not MW 601\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Not-MW-601.jpg\" width=\"570\" height=\"220\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Not-MW-601.jpg 570w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Not-MW-601-250x96.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 570px) 100vw, 570px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And in spite of how lame this part of Mary&#8217;s vacation has been, I really want another story here in Tucson before she leaves.\u00a0 Kind of a<strong><em> Science Fiction Double Feature&#8230;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/New-MW.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9763\" alt=\"New MW\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/New-MW.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"215\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/New-MW.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/New-MW-250x89.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why not!\u00a0 This potentially fun story (well, it is if you live in Tucson and can imagine Mary ruining a lot of people&#8217;s vacations here at our uber-expensive healthy resorts) has turned into one huge platitude swap.\u00a0 Meh.\u00a0 Yep, and I&#8217;m still going to be really pissed off if this let&#8217;s-cure-June crisis is the only [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9746","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9746","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9746"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9746\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9765,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9746\/revisions\/9765"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}