{"id":988,"date":"2008-08-20T21:26:17","date_gmt":"2008-08-21T03:26:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=988"},"modified":"2008-08-20T21:26:17","modified_gmt":"2008-08-21T03:26:17","slug":"the-mysterious-flesh-tone-polo-shirt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=988","title":{"rendered":"The mysterious &#8220;flesh-tone&#8221; polo shirt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Back at Charterstone, trophy-wife Toby is paying her credit card bills and rhapsodizing over the beluga whale known as her husband, Dr. Ian Cameron. Ian&#8217;s kind of fun to have around (like poking a jellyfish with a long stick kind of fun), but is it just me, or does it seem that Toby is thinking about a shirtless (and maybe more) Ian?!<\/p>\n<p>Someone suggested that this is the fault of the color-monkeys, and that Ian is merely wearing a peach-colored shirt.<\/p>\n<p>Uh-huh.<\/p>\n<p>Coupled with her mad devotion for Ian and the latest edition of &#8220;Romance&#8221; magazine, Toby&#8217;s mind wanders.  Aimlessly. For hours.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/new-mw1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-989\" title=\"new-mw1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/new-mw1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"785\" height=\"530\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/new-mw1.jpg 785w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/new-mw1-250x168.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 785px) 100vw, 785px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back at Charterstone, trophy-wife Toby is paying her credit card bills and rhapsodizing over the beluga whale known as her husband, Dr. Ian Cameron. Ian&#8217;s kind of fun to have around (like poking a jellyfish with a long stick kind of fun), but is it just me, or does it seem that Toby is thinking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=988"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":991,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988\/revisions\/991"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}