{"id":9918,"date":"2013-09-01T15:30:21","date_gmt":"2013-09-01T21:30:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=9918"},"modified":"2013-09-01T15:30:30","modified_gmt":"2013-09-01T21:30:30","slug":"mary-worth-mover-and-shaker-but-not-a-twerker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=9918","title":{"rendered":"Mary Worth: Mover and Shaker (but NOT a Twerker!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Mary Worth to the rescue!\u00a0 No overweight, self-indulgent toad like Pity-Me Aggie is going to get pretty young Shannon fired, not as long as Mary can draw a breath!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/New-MW.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9919\" alt=\"New MW\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/New-MW.jpg\" width=\"800\" height=\"630\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/New-MW.jpg 800w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/New-MW-250x196.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And if that weren&#8217;t enough, Mary has a boatload of wonderful ideas for improving Pax Wellness Resort.\u00a0 A boatload.\u00a0 And the governing board would be wise to listen.\u00a0 Just sayin&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/New-MW-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9920\" alt=\"New MW 2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/New-MW-2.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"410\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/New-MW-2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/New-MW-2-250x170.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Mary Worth to the rescue!\u00a0 No overweight, self-indulgent toad like Pity-Me Aggie is going to get pretty young Shannon fired, not as long as Mary can draw a breath! And if that weren&#8217;t enough, Mary has a boatload of wonderful ideas for improving Pax Wellness Resort.\u00a0 A boatload.\u00a0 And the governing board would be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9918","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mark-trail","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9918","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9918"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9918\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9921,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9918\/revisions\/9921"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}