{"id":9974,"date":"2013-09-16T13:02:56","date_gmt":"2013-09-16T19:02:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=9974"},"modified":"2013-09-16T13:04:54","modified_gmt":"2013-09-16T19:04:54","slug":"whew-what-a-whirl-wind-vacation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=9974","title":{"rendered":"Whew! What a whirl-wind vacation!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mary bid a fond farewell to Pax Healthiness R Us Resort and lovely Tucson, Arizona.\u00a0 The distance from Tucson to Santa <del>Barbara<\/del> Royale, California = 600 miles.\u00a0 Plenty of time for Mary to hallucinate as she watches the clouds fly around her.<\/p>\n<p>Several Curminions were puzzled by the large, narrow satchel that Mary is toting with her.\u00a0 A farewell panini and lavosh lunch from the Pax Kitchens? A time-share opportunity portfolio to entice her friends to visit Pax?\u00a0 <em>Hmmmm&#8230;.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/New-MW3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9975\" alt=\"New MW\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/New-MW3.jpg\" width=\"810\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/New-MW3.jpg 810w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/New-MW3-250x92.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 810px) 100vw, 810px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mary bid a fond farewell to Pax Healthiness R Us Resort and lovely Tucson, Arizona.\u00a0 The distance from Tucson to Santa Barbara Royale, California = 600 miles.\u00a0 Plenty of time for Mary to hallucinate as she watches the clouds fly around her. Several Curminions were puzzled by the large, narrow satchel that Mary is toting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9974","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9974","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9974"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9974\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9976,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9974\/revisions\/9976"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}