But in my defense…

…am I? No, of course not!

Meanwhile, in a high-income suburb of California…

Garbage Ape (see Heathcliff, 30 May 2013) may cavort in the land of humans, but he’d probably be much more comfortable in the land of his own kind, aka Sentient Talking, Clothes-wearing Beasts.

Or maybe not…

Rex Morgan continues to astound and astonish with another winning panel!

Fun all by itself:

Fun by infiltrating another comic (as noted by CC’s Uncle Lumpy!):

John Dill and Mary Worth are going for the synchronized hip-breaking prize in today’s Mary Worth.  But don’t think that that (oh, and the wine-guzzling in Judge Parker) are the only kitchen-related hijinx going on!

Let’s see, Mary has pretty much been written out of her own strip while Dr. Drew (Manwhore!) romances Nurse Liza (Techno-Addict!),  soon to be dismissed from Our Lady of Perpetual Motion Memorial Hospital…Mark is heading off to the high woods to meet with Ted Kaczynski a troubled vet…and a Plugger waits for his inevitable death.

Happy Tuesday, folks!

Anyone who might be familiar with CC’s True Fable, Master of Ninja Goats and Aficionado of All Things Caprine, coulda told you this:

We make fun of Jeffy Keane (oh, come on…it’s not just me!)  Maybe it isn’t all justified, since he’s supposed to be only three or four years old.  I like to think that he’s merely an incredibly stupid three- or-four-year-old.

Still, there’s something poignant…

…and occasionally, he does show a flash of brillance (or at least, a tendency for self-preservation)…

Keep fighting the good fight, Jeffy!