Even if you lose a few along the way, Thel, the majority in the Supreme Court will guarantee you continue popping out Melonheads until you hit menopause…
Snark It Up, FuzzBall!
comic strip musings by bats :[ (none dare call it “guano”)
By bats | June 20, 2022 - 4:33 pm
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Home again, home again….
Sad Jared…
Really sad, demented Jared…
Jared makes a decision. Granted, it’s a bone-headed decision…
But! He follows through with it! And without dragging Mr. Solo along…
…and…
And it’s HAPPY SUNDAY, you moron Jared…one of the few that can make Dawn look sympathetic!
By bats | June 15, 2022 - 11:09 am
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Three-Ring Freakshow
Still, Jeffy doubts so much around him.
In the meantime, there’s always a commercial bonanza…Father’s Day!
Well, I think we’ve found Thel’s one remaining nerve…
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By bats | June 13, 2022 - 1:03 pm
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Jared and Jess carry on, oblivious to it all…
Another day, more oblivion…
It goes on (will the madness never end?!??)
Thank you, God!
Time to check out, Jess…
Is the going? Really? Really?!??
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By bats | June 12, 2022 - 5:39 pm
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Pulling the Plug(ger)
…or worn-out underwear…
…or badly-behaving technology…
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By bats | June 9, 2022 - 11:26 am
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Teens Do NOT Say the Darnedest Things
And Tiffany thought she was done with the freaky cheerleader…
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And I really mean DANCE!
And because Sunday was such fun….here’s a rehash! (No, I am not making this up).
But, the story with Jared “Florence Nightingale” Mylo is too riveting to ignore…
How riveting? It’s the next morning, and we’re still in Tess’ hospital room. With Jared!
Eat up, girl…you’re going to be charged for the whole day, so make good use of the meal-plan.
In spite of your crappy life, all is not lost.
And it seems that Tess or Bess or Jess is actually improving! Things are looking up, right?
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By bats | May 30, 2022 - 9:39 pm
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Cameo Appearances
A guest…You just know Lois Flagston would love to have a gal-pal shopping and shmoozing with her…being the only Working Mother in Walkertown, though, she seems a few years/decades ahead of the ladies in the neighborhood….Keep trying, Lois! One of these days/years/decades, Irma will leave Thirsty and pop out of her shell!
Then again, some folks don’t really want a guest. Like when they’re hosing offi their immense, bloated carcasses.
It’s enough to scare a cat…
And don’t let me hear you saying “There’s nothin’ to do!”….
(Evidently, JP’s colorist is on sick-leave.)
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By bats | May 29, 2022 - 6:29 pm
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So Pretty! So Pretentious!
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“It’s all happenin’ at the zoooooo………”
You bet it is!
I have a bad feeling about this…
And a brief interlude that most of us didn’t see….
Just to remind us that Jared (and probably Dawn, too) have memories spans of infants…
when Dawn and Jared are apart…
Steppin’ out with my BFF (and we’re both straight, just so you know)…
Yeah, well, whatever…
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