By bats | September 22, 2020 - 4:59 pm
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…but I’d be lying.

By bats | September 14, 2020 - 11:51 am
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When the Sunday comics mean Mark has to make up something about flowers and bugs…


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By bats | September 11, 2020 - 4:23 pm
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…now shut the hell up, Dolly, and admit that you’re just a fat, fat, fat kid.

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By bats | - 4:15 pm
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And yet Les still has time for his old pal chunky Funky!

And just when you thought a chat between Les and Funky would slowly sink to the neverending bottom of ennui…

GO, MARK, GO!!!

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By bats | August 22, 2020 - 12:17 pm
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Gary Brookins is really, honestly retiring! And NOT hiring on some slacker relative to replace him, either!

The crap that is 2020…

And yet, some things aren’t going to bad:

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By bats | August 19, 2020 - 1:04 pm
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…but not before a formal invitation:

Suddenly, Madi is a 13-year-old girl, thinking of her future, and one that doesn’t revolve around Charterstone.

At the pool:

And a few more hours at the pool (like there’s somewhere else to go….):

And finally, the final day of a Worthy-ness summer arrives:

But not before a Greta send-off:

I’m Fairly sue that Saul is going to die of old age before Lyle and Madi get out of the driveway.

And as Madi and Lyle drive off into the sunset…

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By bats | August 17, 2020 - 11:15 am
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…that the Keane Klan always has really lousy vacations?

You don’t get out of your vacation Hell this easily, Big Daddy.

At last! now we can have some real fun!

Oh, boy! Home to experience Grandma’s decline!

Sad Realities:

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By bats | August 12, 2020 - 12:31 pm

…vacation can’t end soon enough!

It’s the same ol’, same ol’, but at least a few folks don’t complain…

And, perhaps, the Mitchells live on the OTHER side of the Flagtsons…

Mommoy Flagston might be just a little too frugal…

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By bats | August 9, 2020 - 1:29 pm
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…this is nothing like it.

Thank the Lord for little gifts…

Conspiracists and tinfoil-hat wearers may want to skip this…

This is how I want to live, eternally optimistic…

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By bats | - 1:24 pm
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Too bad she’s not getting it at Toby’s…

Everyone gets to play!

You just know that Mary and Madi have a good laugh back at Mary’s condo…

The Holy Trinity? Unlikely. The three weird sisters? Much closer…

Giving thanks where thanks is due…

The self-admiration teeters on the sick-making…

And let us speak no more of banana bread!

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