By bats | July 19, 2021 - 11:20 am

…or, maybe, the Evansii can.

You just have to wait…

Eh, screw it.

pleaseohpleaseohplease…

And end scene.

By bats | July 17, 2021 - 11:59 am
Posted in Category: Pulling the Plug(ger)

Yum! All tied up in one!

And sometimes, neither philosophy nor mystery…

Plugger and proud (at least with this observation)…

That explains the 120,000 miles…

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By bats | July 15, 2021 - 6:05 pm
Posted in Category: Most Maryworthy

I’m not saying that it’s a smart one, but he IS taking Trashlee out for a nice dinner.

And finally, he and Trashlee are starting to share in one another’s lives…

Getting serious…

Getting more serious…

Maybe Drew isn’t as shallow as everyone in the world has feared…

It looks like Drew ‘n’ Ashlee are Mature Enough to have a serious conversation…

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By bats | July 13, 2021 - 2:31 pm
Posted in Category: Cameo Appearances

I don’t snark on Pickles, because I like the strip (have I ever snarked on it?). OTOH, I can see it a universe that Mary Worth might visit when it’s clear that Moy and Brigman are doing their best to ignore her….

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By bats | July 5, 2021 - 12:57 pm
Posted in Category: Markin' the Trail

Okay. I loathe Mark Trail 2.0. I dislike the drawing, the plots, the “oh I’m so woke and clever” crap that drips from the drawer (I won’t go so far to call her an illustrator or an artist). The Sunday strips are the only ones I’ll read, and it’s usually fast and done-with.
But then…here’s one that screams for snark. And I’ll deliver it.

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By bats | July 3, 2021 - 5:11 pm
Posted in Category: Miscarriage of Juggstice

…the best thing about it is Sam Driver (young lawyer, I think) is pissing off Alan Parker (old lawyer). And all the women have have breast-reduction surgery. The plot has been boring for the last X number of years…

If nothing else, Sam is persistent.

Sam, give it a rest. Or give it up. Or just drop dead…

Could it actually BE that Sam has made Alan see reason, and given him a reason to live? Probably not, but you never know…

Chef Alan is in the kitchen! Or maybe not.

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By bats | June 26, 2021 - 12:54 pm
Posted in Category: Trust Me, I'm a Doctor

Sarah Morgan LOVES the Kitty Cop series of graphic novels (Daddy Rex couldn’t give a damn.). Nevertheless, she wrote a fan letter to KC’s aurthor, and we’re in for shenanigans…yeah, right.

Is that filthy lucre the Morgans smell?

Come on…it’s not that big a problem to cogitate!

In these rough times, a two-income salary is barely enough…

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What a catfight it will be! Well, maybe.. this IS Mary Worth, after all.

It looks like it’s gonna be something….

It’s just a dream…it can’t get any worse, right?

Fooled you, Drew! It was only a dream!

Unfortunately, this means you have to go to WORK! Why can’t he get a gig like Rex Morgan, M.D.?

Oh, how the complications are piling up!

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By bats | June 21, 2021 - 11:12 am
Posted in Category: Three-Ring Freakshow

Sorry that it had to come from the Fambly Circus…

Dirty little kitchen secrets…

Go for the gusto, Billy!

What better way to waste the summer than being exposed to “DOLLYISMS”? A slow, painful death? well, maybe…

Even Jeffy is beginning to recognize when crap is being thrown…

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By bats | June 10, 2021 - 9:20 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

Yeah. Keep thinking that, Trashlee…

And maybe you’ll get over the fact that you stole his watch, too… (BTW, THIS is what happens when the schools don’t teach cursive writing!!!).

Can you believe it? I mean REALLY BELIEVE IT?!?? Trashlee comes clean!!!

Well, no. Not really…

Gosh. the reunion of Drew and his Rolex is nearly the stuff of legend (oh, yeah, Trashlee’s in there somewhere)…

Can this day at the People’s Clinic get any better?

Oh, YOU BET!!!!

The plot thickens (aka, Shauna’s Big Idea)…

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