By bats | August 9, 2020 - 1:29 pm
Posted in Category: Pulling the Plug(ger)

…this is nothing like it.

Thank the Lord for little gifts…

By bats | - 1:24 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

Too bad she’s not getting it at Toby’s…

Everyone gets to play!

You just know that Mary and Madi have a good laugh back at Mary’s condo…

By bats | August 4, 2020 - 5:32 pm
Posted in Category: Cameo Appearances

Not many can beat Garbage Ape!

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By bats | August 2, 2020 - 4:24 pm
Posted in Category: Uncategorized

June has an IQ way, way higher than Rex.

All’s well that just ends.

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By bats | July 31, 2020 - 12:44 pm
Posted in Category: I Smell Something Funky

…then an octopus. Or a millipede. Or a centipede. If only it were more interesting.
Let’s see what Mason Jarr is up to now, with “Lisa’s Interminable Story” taking a break…

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By bats | - 12:38 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

…but HOW?!??

When you can’t even snark at a comic strip (or at least, not much):

And just when you think things might be getting better…

You know it’s true…Toby is going to meet Madi! And how the Platitudes will flow, like tears in the rain…

On our way to see Toby and her cooking disaster…

Of course, Facebook’s Alan Fisher suddenly complicates the matter…
“That wasn’t the deal!”
“I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”
And for those following along in their “Empire Strikes Out” coloring book:

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By bats | July 30, 2020 - 11:42 am
Posted in Category: Three-Ring Freakshow

Face it…Big Daddy and Thel are too cheap to take the Melonheads anywhere on vacation:

And Drama in Real Life!!! All I know is that eight or so train cars derailed on the train trestle in Tempe, Arizona, yesterday morning (29 July 2020). It’s reported that a car with hazardous material did not spill into the popular Tempe town lake below. I also know that Tempe isn’t that far from the Keane Kompound…

“Can the animals in Family Circus really talk?” you may ask. And I say, “Judge for yourself.”

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By bats | July 28, 2020 - 11:28 am
Posted in Category: Pulling the Plug(ger)

We’re ALL Pluggers this time of year…

And how Bruce wants to see ALL the customers in his store:

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…I won’t say that they’re a sad little bunch. But nothing says that I can’t think it.

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