Snark It Up, FuzzBall!

A guest…You just know Lois Flagston would love to have a gal-pal shopping and shmoozing with her…being the only Working Mother in Walkertown, though, she seems a few years/decades ahead of the ladies in the neighborhood….Keep trying, Lois! One of these days/years/decades, Irma will leave Thirsty and pop out of her shell!

Then again, some folks don’t really want a guest. Like when they’re hosing offi their immense, bloated carcasses.

It’s enough to scare a cat…

And don’t let me hear you saying “There’s nothin’ to do!”….

(Evidently, JP’s colorist is on sick-leave.)

Since I have no clear idea of what’s going on, other than JP’s artist is out sick, it’s getting thrown into the “Guest strip” category (it was that, or the non-existent Marvel strips…).

Now she’s getting nasty…

Meanwhile, RMMD continues just fine, with Rex, June, or all the other miserable kids…

Then again, maybe not.

“It’s all happenin’ at the zoooooo………”

You bet it is!

I have a bad feeling about this…

And a brief interlude that most of us didn’t see….

Just to remind us that Jared (and probably Dawn, too) have memories spans of infants…

when Dawn and Jared are apart…

Steppin’ out with my BFF (and we’re both straight, just so you know)…

Yeah, well, whatever…

It’s Monday! It’s Spring! it’s a new plot!

Now with the Marlin Perkins of the Santa Royal Zoo….Jerod!

It’s all happenin’ at the zoo…

And if you’re not careful, you might learn something!

And still… there’s not always a 100% Happy Ending:

Toby’s plan goes into action!

It was almost nearly a success!

Ian starts to really fantacize about following an acting career…

Toby needs to say a few words to Ms. Moss…

And then, it’s time to go home…

(So that’s why there’s been boxes and boxes of the stuff in the freezer. For years.)

And for anyone hoping/praying/sacrificing black chickens for the Toby-Ian-Helen-Cal-Maddie-SRCc cheerleaders polygon to end:

Oh, look, there goes another one…

Cool. So far no funerals this week…

is it graduation time ALREADY? How about ….who cares?!??

At least the Kentucky Derby is wholesome fun. Maybe the Keanes ought to buy a horse.

And the kids get fed up with their Big Daddy…

Too bad you can’t teach Jeffy a damned thing, Bil…

It’s not like Mommy gets away unscathed, either…

In the world of ART, there’s always more!

Actually, I saw this and my immediate response was “HEY!!!!”.

I’m mostly doing this for all my Boomer friends when we were growing up in Phoenix and watching Wall-boy, Ladmo and even that brat Gerald;

When you gotta go…

Lord, Toby sounds like one of the missing Kean melonheads…

You DO realize that the second week in May has been designated “Toby’s problem with the college student, haven’t you?

But that college kid isn’t that much of a jerk, but you think about it…

You’re not helping, Mary….

Go for it, Toby! Of course, Mary will support you. Sure.

Meanwhile, it seems that Helen Moss hasn’t been sitting idly by and eating muffins….

While Toby makes plans as well…