By bats | May 4, 2021 - 1:29 pm
Posted in Category: Strut 'n' Sway the Stripey Butt Way!
It was family stuff (read, boring). Evidently a new character will be added, maybe a future daughter-in-law for Kit. I don’t know. I was trying to sleep, too.
The Phantom keeping his clothes on while continuing to hallucinate, Andy the dog stranded miles and miles from Lost Forest, the Melonheads continuing to be Melonheads, and Mary having to deal with a frustrated Toby and/or a lonely old Saul Wynter and/or a snotty teenager?
Nope, I don’t know, either. But a Phantom/Mary Worth mashup will do for the meantime.
Kit’s been having a rough time; evidently the Spirit of Past Phantoms has been haunting him and telling him what a crummy job he’s done with his kids, his legacy, and so forth. Yeah, YOU try doing this in a purple leotard and striped undies-on-the outside!
While this has freaked out Kit at the beginning, there only so much crap anyone can deal with, even as the crap grows higher and deeper:
We just can’t leave Boney McBones hanging, can we?
Unfortunately, it doesn’t look like Kit’s leaving anytime soon. Maybe his host is lonesome…
And then some folks suggested that Boney Marony ought to start terrorizing other people (and critters). I figured going after Wilbut Weston would be too easy…
I don’t know if Kit is attempting to fight back, or if he’s just letting his Ghost with the Most set the scene.
It looks like Kit is being pretty smart and heading for the exit. Whether he succeeds is anyone’s guess (and Devil doesn’t seem confident).
What a frightening week it’s been! Kit has been harassed and harangued by a gruesome apparition…and you know what the most terrifying thing of all is?
You guessed it: those sad ‘n’ sorry saggy purple tights worn by Old Man Phantom!
Oh, boy! I think we’re finally free of the Haunted Forest of Llongo, and Kit and his buddies (and his dog. and his horse, and an elephant!) are heading to a safe place!
And yet, Guran feels the need to tell Kit the secret of the Llongo Forest, and Kit feels the need to question why he keeps hanging around the Llongo people to start with:
I have no idea what’s going on in The Phantom…okay, long story short:
Kit and Devil found the wounded lion; Kit put it down mercifully (the lion didn’t go down without a fight). Kit and Devil ate the lion’s heart to honour it, as Llongo warriors do; Devil went to sleep beside the lion’s carcass; he and Kit slept through the night; Kit woke up the next morning to find the lion gone…and now it’s back!!
(I’m speculating that something hit Kit on the head (coconut?), and this is a hallucination…)
There was also a beautiful panel of Devil sleeping beside the lion…some thing just can’t be parodied.
An attempt to find the dead lion turns up nothing (hint: don’t go “soakin” at any place with Forbidden in its name, Kit)…
I knew nothign good was going to come from a long “soak”; you can be a realy jerk, Kit.
Someone has been lurking around Phantom’s little lagoon o’ laziness!
Ah, Man’s best friend (who gets cheesed off at back-handed compliments):
My Gosh! The Phantom keeps wandeding…will the madness never end?!??
No, I guess not.
…absolutely top-notch, first-rate artwork from the folks penning Prince Valiant these days (up to and including the usual toss-away panel):
This is beautiful!! Of course, I end up doodling around with it (ah, the good old days of the Phantom and the Spirit Lioness!):
I haven’t paid attention to The Phantom because it was in the midst of some storyline (I think) of a kidnapping and a villainous female despot. Maybe he’ll have a talking chimp or a fierce lioness or that strange little guy who wears a lampshade for a hat in the next one. In the meantime, I’ll just let him relax…or maybe not.
Just because the Comics Curmudgeon’s Nehemiah Scudder started it! Well, it started with a very cryptic Love is…, devoid of all those silly things like articles: Love is… man in apron. (WTF? Are they charging more for one- and two- letter words now?)
I’ll ask permission to see if he lets his masterpieces be displayed here. In the meantime:
When you’re in love, is it possible NOT to shake your ganderbag?
Speaking of disco, I’m still missing you, Dingo, as if it isn’t obvious:
And my personal favorite, suggested by CC’s Liam:
…not that several folks involved mind.
Bad guy gives them the ol’ song-and-dance, about Mark being the real bad guy…AND CHERRY BUSTS HIM IN THE CHOPS! I am not making this up! Of course, I won’t show you the original strip (check it out 12/12/13), but I will mash it!
Big thanks to CC’s Droopy for a GREAT idea!