This has been a really boring adventure for Rex and the family, the usual scammers cheating the usual dupes. Ah, well, if Rex is going to be MIA, at least the story arc will be an abbreviated one.

…and you do whatever you can when your ratings begin to drop ever nearer to the toilet.

I need to keep in mind that Good Things Come to those who wait.
Yeah, sure. Right. In the words of some vulture or other, “Patience, my ass. I’m gonna kill something.”

Wait, wait, wait! Is it even remotely possible that I may have acted too soon? That Rex Morgan’s own sweet Pluggeresque couple is headed down a dark and murky path?!??

Oh, heck. Maybe this geriatric couple isn’t malicious…just muddled and in need of a hug. Or something. Ew.

(For the record, my favorite mashable character in this strip is the good doctor himself. So…where’s the good doctor?!??)

Which isn’t the same thing as not giving a damn, is it?

Oh, and here’s a little something for June, to illustrate Rex’s point:

Adding an itty-bitty smile to the overall ennui (good ol’ Rex!):

…whether Rex has to deal with dimbulbs who believe in them, or some loonie nails a cardboard sign to a telephone pole, accusing the government of causing them. But, it takes all kinds, I guess.

Unfortunately, I know this plot line will go on for weeks. The concept of chemtrails just annoys me to no end, much like the conspiracy theory, tinfoil hat kooks do.
Except for my friend Gene. He’s not one of those types (or else he hides it well 🙂 )…he just makes a LOT of fun about them. And that makes me laugh.
Here’s a photo of Gene. He’s absolutely normal. Really and truly.

…someone is dumber than Rex Morgan!!

Maybe something exciting is waiting for Rex, just around the corner, or in a patient’s pants!
At least lunch is over, and it’s back to work…

Like the Brave Little Soldier he is, Rex does his best to put even his most-paranoid client at ease. What a guy!