By bats | December 28, 2011 - 10:11 pm
Posted in Category: Markin' the Trail

That’s our Mark!

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By bats | - 10:07 pm
Posted in Category: So Pretty! So Pretentious!

I think it started with Edda Burber (special snowflake from 9 Chickweed Lane) being contracted as a “butt model” for a clothing line (her fellow ballerina was contracted as a “face model” for the same company, as it was determined that Edda had a voice uniquely suited for radio).

Suddenly, Edda is contracted as a model for all of her bits.  Why? It’s my contention that when she’s flashing her breasts, butt, legs and/or hoo-hoo, no one’s paying one rat’s ass worth of attention to her face.

One of the faithful at the Comics Curmudgeon attempted to corroborate this theory thus:

Baka Gaijin, CC’s resident clown-o-phobe, wasn’t so sure.  Further testing was necessary. Hence:

I believe that the jury is still out, but I think the original clown is way, way cuter.

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By bats | December 26, 2011 - 2:16 pm
Posted in Category: Markin' the Trail, Most maryWorthy

It was a good year for seasonally-appropriate holiday greetings in the comics.  Even Mary Worth took a day off of her investigative sleuthing to serve Christmas dinner to her family as an imperiled missing child is about to be spirited away again by her kidnapper.

Really, Mary?


I would’ve expected you to be able to multi-task so much better than that.

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By bats | - 1:47 pm
Posted in Category: Trust Me, I'm a Doctor

I guess there’s a lot to be said for being an invertebrate…

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By bats | December 22, 2011 - 5:28 pm

What you do with it is your own business…

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By bats | December 21, 2011 - 10:29 pm
Posted in Category: Cameo Appearances, Most maryWorthy

…rainbow swirl is vastly over-rated.

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Still, physicians do what they can do…

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By bats | December 13, 2011 - 8:41 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

Or possibly P.U.


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By bats | - 10:47 am
Posted in Category: Finger-pointing Goodness!

The current Apt. 3-G story is making me itch, with the Linskis certifiably weird Family Values, Lu Ann’s own creepy family, and her actual hesitation to go through with the wedding because she actually is aware of all the ickiness surrounding it.

Of course, there’s nothing like a good scratch!

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By bats | - 10:43 am
Posted in Category: I Smell Something Funky

Oh, yeah, he’s She Who Must Not Be Named’s husband…

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