By bats | November 26, 2011 - 12:17 pm
Posted in Category: Miscarriage of Juggstice
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Oh, Mary, maybe it’s worth a couple hundred bucks to keep your private life…well, private.
Maybe it’s just better to imagine Mary as a vigilante than a dirty old whore (I think that’s one of Dr. Jeff’s fond sayings about her, come to think of it)…
Or, maybe it’s just best to imagine Mary as a sad and lonely old woman, one whose few friends become only more and more tired of her meddling antics and hackneyed axioms with each passing year…someday, Toby, the torch will be passed…someday.
The weeks of angst and pain as Gina the Witless Protection Waitress spilled her guts to Mary about her First Love culminated in a whirlwind of reuniting with him and driving off to NYC with him to live Happily Ever After. (No kidding!)
This probably means we’ll never hear from Gina again unless her boyfriend/husband suffers a tragic soccer accident, loses his starring position in his prestigious professional soccer team, and starts beating her.
In the meantime, Mary discovers that Gina never even bothered to say goodbye to her, leaving her at quite a loss. No waitress to pick up her sizable “liquid” tab at The Diner…
…or one who just wants the same Mary Worth “Love Connection” as Gina had. Good heavens, even Mary can’t stomach a repeat meddling so soon!
What is a biddy to do?
Let’s get revved up for Mary’s new adventure!