By bats | September 11, 2020 - 4:23 pm

…now shut the hell up, Dolly, and admit that you’re just a fat, fat, fat kid.

Comments Off on Honest revelations, cruelly revealed…
By bats | December 3, 2019 - 10:39 am
Posted in Category: Guest Appearances

…and you’re gonna enjoy it. (Well, at least Scoopy’s on our side.)

Comments Off on Wilbur’s gonna make you eat it…
By bats | December 2, 2019 - 1:12 pm
Posted in Category: Guest Appearances

…and so is this particular strip. I think it’s pretty funny and bears repeating this time of year.

Comments Off on The struggle is real…
By bats | November 29, 2019 - 2:01 pm
Posted in Category: Guest Appearances

…and now I understand it even less.

Comments Off on I never understood Alley Oop…
By bats | October 23, 2019 - 11:32 am
Posted in Category: Guest Appearances

…to slug the arrogant Dr. Camel, one of the pack elephants decides to duck out for a quick refreshment.

Can you blame him?

Comments Off on And while Mark resists the temptation…
By bats | September 22, 2019 - 4:44 pm
Posted in Category: Guest Appearances

…getting attacked by a pride of lions is no fun. But it was sure fun to watch, even if I didn’t know where Val was or what he was doing there.

Comments Off on Val almost didn’t make it…
By bats | July 20, 2019 - 4:27 pm
Posted in Category: Guest Appearances

…it appears that Funky Winkerbean’s current story, with its hard-livin’, fast-shootin’ chimp Zanzibar, is going to end with a typical whimper, rather than a bang. And because we don’t see Bucky Katt too often, but that he really has monkey pegged.

In case you cared (I really didn’t), evidently Zanzibar’s owner (aka, “Father”) took him, and the two of them disappeared in the broken lights that were Hollywood failures. I thought owner and chimp should’ve toughed it out in Tinsel Town; after all, talking critters like Francis the mule, Shirley Temple, and others did have successful screen careers. Then again, Edward G. Robinson had a great agent, and it’s very likely that in any role that came up between him and Zanzibar would likely have gone to the short, squinty-eyed character.
Z. could never break that poo-flinging habit anyway…

Comments Off on Just because…

Well, maybe Judge Parker can. Or The Phantom. But really, there’s only so much money/treasure in the world.

Broken hearts are inevitable on Mondays.  So are horny old men.  And walkies:

New A3G

Then there are those criminally-needy people who make you feel bad unless you  become them their BFFs:

New Rex

Comments Off on No matter how rich or young you are, you can’t escape a crappy Monday
By bats | January 11, 2014 - 1:24 pm
Posted in Category: Guest Appearances, Markin' the Trail

New MT

Not that Sunday strips are necessarily something to write home about…

Not MT 515

And I just tossed this in,  because the black brown kinda cinnamony-colored bear is so gosh-darned cute!

Not MT 513

Comments Off on And not even the dignity of a Sunday strip…