By bats | June 20, 2022 - 4:33 pm
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Home again, home again….

Sad Jared…

Really sad, demented Jared…

Jared makes a decision. Granted, it’s a bone-headed decision…

But! He follows through with it! And without dragging Mr. Solo along…


And it’s HAPPY SUNDAY, you moron Jared…one of the few that can make Dawn look sympathetic!

By bats | June 13, 2022 - 1:03 pm
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Jared and Jess carry on, oblivious to it all…

Another day, more oblivion…

It goes on (will the madness never end?!??)

Thank you, God!

Time to check out, Jess…

Is the going? Really? Really?!??

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By bats | June 5, 2022 - 3:42 pm
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And I really mean DANCE!

And because Sunday was such fun….here’s a rehash! (No, I am not making this up).

But, the story with Jared “Florence Nightingale” Mylo is too riveting to ignore…

How riveting? It’s the next morning, and we’re still in Tess’ hospital room. With Jared!

Eat up, girl…you’re going to be charged for the whole day, so make good use of the meal-plan.

In spite of your crappy life, all is not lost.

And it seems that Tess or Bess or Jess is actually improving! Things are looking up, right?

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By bats | May 29, 2022 - 6:20 pm
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“It’s all happenin’ at the zoooooo………”

You bet it is!

I have a bad feeling about this…

And a brief interlude that most of us didn’t see….

Just to remind us that Jared (and probably Dawn, too) have memories spans of infants…

when Dawn and Jared are apart…

Steppin’ out with my BFF (and we’re both straight, just so you know)…

Yeah, well, whatever…

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By bats | May 27, 2022 - 11:27 am
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By bats | May 23, 2022 - 12:38 pm
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It’s Monday! It’s Spring! it’s a new plot!

Now with the Marlin Perkins of the Santa Royal Zoo….Jerod!

It’s all happenin’ at the zoo…

And if you’re not careful, you might learn something!

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By bats | May 15, 2022 - 7:25 pm
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And still… there’s not always a 100% Happy Ending:

Toby’s plan goes into action!

It was almost nearly a success!

Ian starts to really fantacize about following an acting career…

Toby needs to say a few words to Ms. Moss…

And then, it’s time to go home…

(So that’s why there’s been boxes and boxes of the stuff in the freezer. For years.)

And for anyone hoping/praying/sacrificing black chickens for the Toby-Ian-Helen-Cal-Maddie-SRCc cheerleaders polygon to end:

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By bats | May 8, 2022 - 2:50 pm
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Lord, Toby sounds like one of the missing Kean melonheads…

You DO realize that the second week in May has been designated “Toby’s problem with the college student, haven’t you?

But that college kid isn’t that much of a jerk, but you think about it…

You’re not helping, Mary….

Go for it, Toby! Of course, Mary will support you. Sure.

Meanwhile, it seems that Helen Moss hasn’t been sitting idly by and eating muffins….

While Toby makes plans as well…

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By bats | May 3, 2022 - 1:00 pm
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Mary is never at a loss for time, or bored. After all, there’s always muffins. Stinking, boring muffins.

Even Mary can’t prevent Sunday from happening!

Ah, well, back to the kitchen. Thank heavens, Mary has someone to keep her company, even if it’s only Toby.

Toby, like Mary, really knows how to keep busy, and has no idea what’s going on…

Now, down to eatina a bunch of muffins and dishing the dirt!

Wow! Suddenly, all of Ian’s academic career is laid bare!

What more can be said, now that everyone has apparently kissed and made up?

Wow, this catastrophic dilemma was over so soon!

Or was it?

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By bats | April 27, 2022 - 6:01 pm
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Can Mary Worth get any more exciting?!??

Can it? I mean, CAN IT?!??

Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare to clutch your pearls….

The shock is EVERYWHERE!!!

WHAT will happen NEXT?!??

Just like auld tymes (yuck)…

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