By bats | February 27, 2022 - 7:50 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

The flirtation limps along…

Ya gotta be sharp on Mondays…courtesy of “Glasgow’s Finest” razor-edged flying disc, fit for play and shearing sheep!

Just a nice, friendly game of whatever this is called…

Toby knows she doesn’t have many years left in her…go for it!

Toby’s biological clock keeps on ticking…

And then there’s time when it’s damned hard to snark on ultra-lame dialog…but I try…

Hmmm….that ugly woman watching the Frisbee players looks familiar…

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By bats | February 21, 2022 - 1:31 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

…then again, maybe we’re just waiting for Spring Break.

Or maybe not.

Should we be surprised? Really?

Then again, maybe Toby and Cal won’t really hit it off…

Maybe we ought to harken back to the Good Old Days (at least, appropriating them from The Phantom!):

Toby reviews more of Cal’s work:

And lord only knows when she comes across someone familiar (I used a Mary Worth face (really and truly) from a few weeks ago…with Brigman at the helm, Mary no longer looks like the old crone we’ve become accustomed to)

All this flirtation! I don’t know if I can take much more…

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By bats | February 19, 2022 - 4:55 pm

Who cares if she’s more mature than Luann? (shhhhh….don’t tell Luann.)

At least Luann knows how to handle an emergency…

Wow…just how stupid is Luann?

Meanwhile, on a quiet, lonely street in Pitts, CA (a modest burb of Santa Royale)….

The mystery of Puddles continues…

Where, oh where, has Puddles gone?!?? Egads…taken by the Three Stooges!

Ain’t it great that Bernice is soooooo empathetic?

I think this would be a great solution (of course, it would never happen):

Slogging toward a climax…

Oh, look…Luann’s new job, tutoring “troubled youth” (aka, delinquents)…

Even if you’re a ROCK STAR…you die. And then you’re forgotten.

Luann’s latest career choice bites the big one…

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By bats | February 8, 2022 - 2:23 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

Do I know these people?

As Wilbutt continues to ingratiate himself to one and all…

Wilbutt continues to bat .1000.

And today’s strip was just plain bizarre…

he happiest couple in Charterstone (I guess).

Well, wort of happy….

After the party is over…

And I mean really, really over…

In Toby’s art studio! (MAN-BUN ALERT!!!!)

Santa Royale Community college…where students run fampant (and teachers earn cheap)….

Such a diversity of students!

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By bats | February 3, 2022 - 7:17 pm
Posted in Category: Trust Me, I'm a Doctor

So a bogus art teacher is attempting to blakmail the Morgan…whatever will they do?!??

Excitement builds (then again, this is Rex Morgan…)!

New Adventure! Comic Book creator’s wife has a baby! Sarah angles for another baby in the house!

Hey, Sawah…don’r you have schoolwork or masturbation or something to keep you occupied?

How about some interest (yeah, yeah, curb your excitement) for Rex’s new patient…a vigilante? It’s the Street Sweeper! (How stupid is that???) Even the other ne’er-do-wells in Morganville think this is lame.

Could it be these thugs are more interesting than Morgan and Family? Quite possibly.

When the “Street Sweeper” sends the bad guys running, he has to find something…or someone…to keep his hard work noticeable to John Q. Public…like a drunk planning on DRIVING!!!

Drunks are more fun to deal with than dyed-in-the-wool thugs!

It’s always Monday somewhere…

Most folks don’t realize how sympathetic and caring Rex really is…

It’s tough being a low-life thug…

I mean it!

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By bats | February 2, 2022 - 10:49 am
Posted in Category: Guest Appearances

…although if Wilbutt wants to surprise someone, THIS is how to do it.

And I like this comic, too…

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By bats | - 10:47 am
Posted in Category: Three-Ring Freakshow

…what the hell happened to Thel’s eyes? AND BARFY’S?????

Maybe this was the reason that Billy Keane didn’t inherit the Family Circus legacy of humor and half-assed fun.

God, you’re stupid, Dolly. Let’s hope you never got into medical school.

And Mommy needs to take it easy an slow down a bit, too.

That’s telling him, Jeffy…

And poor, dumb Jeffy jus can’t catch a break…

One Big Effin’ Fambly…

Dolly the Scientist!

Just wondering…what happened to Dolly and PJ?

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