By bats | January 31, 2013 - 10:21 am
Posted in Category: Three-Ring Freakshow
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Okay, Kit, we get it — you’re all righteously indignant about the Spirit Lioness hoax. I’m sure Lioness #5 is indignant, too. But with all the time you’ve spent skulking and waxing eloquent, you can afford her a little “me time,” too.
And see? If you’re going to stomp around, impatiently waiting for others, maybe you should take a little “me time” for yourself as well.
What would be ultra-uber-swell to invent is a Holodeck. Like in Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Hey, if Slylock Fox’s ultimate nemesis Count Weirdly can make one, what’s holding World of Industry behind? I mean, we could peek in on all the depravity in the comics that are only hinted at, right, Count Weirdly?
…particularly when you live with an obscenely rich and beautiful woman, and you’re a pretty obscenely rich and handsome man. Yeah, sure, you have an obscenely rich and beautiful daughter attending school in Paris and mysteriously losing money from her bank account — break out the mayo!
The really cool thing about Abby is that even in the face of adversity, she keeps an even keel, and a closet full of tight, tight t-shirts.