And then there’s the matter of Billy’s IQ, proudly blazoned on his jersey..

You just know that Billy is going to beat the snot out of Jeffy…

There are times, however, when Billy’s mathematical skills are surprising.

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By bats | October 23, 2023 - 2:06 pm
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Even when Dolly tries to be good or play fair, it’s just a dead loss:

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By bats | August 13, 2023 - 6:20 pm
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I guess they brought all the Melonheads…

A huge LOL to Curmudgeon reader David Matthews, who helped usually sad Family Circus by hiring a new kid, some Adam fella:

And could it be any better (no, probably) with some bats :[ help? (At least Adam is unlikely to stab himself with a pointy cone)…

Why the newspapers are dying…

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By bats | May 21, 2023 - 2:54 pm
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I swear, Dally’s being groomed to aid and abet Mery Worth in her dotage.

And once again, it’s PJ for the Win!!!

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By bats | March 27, 2023 - 12:49 pm
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Reality strikes at 3 in the morning (as if you had any doubt in the Keane Kompound):

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By bats | February 27, 2023 - 11:52 am
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…and whining.

And don’t think Dolly doesn’t know what “juicy” is….

And in case you’ve never noticed (why spend time with the Family Circus more than you have to?9, Pj and his spoon seem inseparable…

It’s OSCAR night! And nothin’ like the Melonheads to cash in an opportunity…

And when Big Daddy Bil was struck down with rabies the flu.

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By bats | January 17, 2023 - 2:08 pm
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That’s telling ’em, Big Daddy!

Life isn’t fair, Jeffy…

Nice to know that Jeffy might actually be gaining on the other Melonheads…

PJ…still raisin’ hell…

Born just 63 million years too late, Thel…

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By bats | November 20, 2022 - 7:23 pm
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Admittedly, he sets a pretty low bar…

Our favorite fourth-born child…

Meanwhile, Jeffy tries to reason with Thel…

You know…there’s no such thing as mistletoe-berry pie. Or tarts. Or cobbler. Or jam.

So close to the Big Day!

I don’t know if this is more appropriate for the end of 2022 or the beginning of 2023…

It’s January 4…and all of Dolly’s gifts haven’t been DESTROYED yet?!??

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