Snark It Up, FuzzBall!

I guess they brought all the Melonheads…

A huge LOL to Curmudgeon reader David Matthews, who helped usually sad Family Circus by hiring a new kid, some Adam fella:

And could it be any better (no, probably) with some bats :[ help? (At least Adam is unlikely to stab himself with a pointy cone)…

I swear, Dally’s being groomed to aid and abet Mery Worth in her dotage.

And once again, it’s PJ for the Win!!!

Reality strikes at 3 in the morning (as if you had any doubt in the Keane Kompound):

…and whining.

And don’t think Dolly doesn’t know what “juicy” is….

And in case you’ve never noticed (why spend time with the Family Circus more than you have to?9, Pj and his spoon seem inseparable…

It’s OSCAR night! And nothin’ like the Melonheads to cash in an opportunity…

And when Big Daddy Bil was struck down with rabies the flu.

That’s telling ’em, Big Daddy!

Life isn’t fair, Jeffy…

Nice to know that Jeffy might actually be gaining on the other Melonheads…

PJ…still raisin’ hell…

Born just 63 million years too late, Thel…

Admittedly, he sets a pretty low bar…

Our favorite fourth-born child…

Meanwhile, Jeffy tries to reason with Thel…

You know…there’s no such thing as mistletoe-berry pie. Or tarts. Or cobbler. Or jam.

So close to the Big Day!

I don’t know if this is more appropriate for the end of 2022 or the beginning of 2023…

It’s January 4…and all of Dolly’s gifts haven’t been DESTROYED yet?!??

And it isn’t only Sundays, either…

Getting a little closer to Hell…

Getting a little closer to a civil suit…

What pisses me off (more than just stealing your old dead dad’s work and reusing it two or three or n number of times) is that Grown-up Jeffy is too farkin’ lazy to spend 5–minutes using a “modern” grocery store name on the bags….Smitty’s went out of business/sold out in Arizona at least 15 years ago!

How about listening to dull-witted Jeffy every once in a while?

What fun! A trip to the…garden hose…thie high-pressure one…

No one seems immune from celebrating the holiday…

Please be Monkey pox…please be Monkey pox…

And just in case, the Keane Konglomerate refuses the News in the 21st Century:

Then again, kids pushing ALL the buttons in an elevator is always a laff riot:

A cheap Keane shout-out to “China Lil’s,” a restaurant in Scottsdale, AS that ran 1960-1969. It was run by Jack Song. And now you know how old this comice has been run. And Re-run. Again and again and again.