By bats | May 26, 2024 - 1:02 pm
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And then there’s “J. for Genius” Jeffy…

Looks like Big Daddy endured another year with the Melonheads…

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By bats | May 13, 2024 - 5:27 pm
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By bats | May 3, 2024 - 12:28 pm
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…maybe it won’t last long (hey, at least Thel has 911 on speed-dial).

Even more fun (well, at least at Dolly’s expense):

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By bats | April 19, 2024 - 12:50 pm

“Did Charles Schulz predict the future?”

The answer is “Weird,” according to CC’s Dan Zsebehazy:

And I added, “Weirder”:

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And then there’s the matter of Billy’s IQ, proudly blazoned on his jersey..

You just know that Billy is going to beat the snot out of Jeffy…

There are times, however, when Billy’s mathematical skills are surprising.

(Write her out of the will, Ancient Grandma!)

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By bats | October 23, 2023 - 2:06 pm
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Even when Dolly tries to be good or play fair, it’s just a dead loss:

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By bats | August 13, 2023 - 6:20 pm
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I guess they brought all the Melonheads…

A huge LOL to Curmudgeon reader David Matthews, who helped usually sad Family Circus by hiring a new kid, some Adam fella:

And could it be any better (no, probably) with some bats :[ help? (At least Adam is unlikely to stab himself with a pointy cone)…

Why the newspapers are dying…

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By bats | July 9, 2023 - 1:12 pm
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By bats | May 21, 2023 - 2:54 pm
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I swear, Dally’s being groomed to aid and abet Mery Worth in her dotage.

And once again, it’s PJ for the Win!!!

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