As if Mark’s Fists o’ Justice weren’t enough on Thursday! The Adventure in the Chiricahuas continues! Who would’ve thought it possible?!??

(That’s “summer” in French, you non-crossword puzzle folks.)
Is it possible that Dawn is going to call the shots on this romance? Sacre bleu!

Mid-January, with promises broken…

…painful truths revealed…

…and quick escapes are planned.

Take yer pick!

These squidlike ambassadors from Phlegmovox 9 are so touchy!

(And they’re about as funny as a Funky Winkerbean comic strip!)

…’cause Westview’s hell.

(But then again, we all already knew that.)

I thought about not going this far, too, but then again, Dad seems proud of the fact that he can multi-task changing a diaper while eating a peanut butter sandwich, so I think the limit here borders on the limitless.

And, of course, how would it be with a new baby if Les weren’t around to wax eloquent and dismal?

(Actually, can we cancel Funky Winkerbean?)

I suppose not. OTOH, may we’re just cancelling characters, one at a time.  We can only hope.

And let’s wrap up October (at least in Westview) with an all-too-easy one…

“The keys to victory”?  What does that mean? Or what is it supposed to mean?  I don’t lead that sheltered a life that I think I might’ve missed that idiom.

Ah, well…as it’s been pointed out so many times, before, “Forget it; it’s Funkytown.”.

stupid, pointless tricks.

Can I stop reading Funky Winkerbean now?

…when it can affect both Rex (Dr. Oblivious) and Cayla (I married Les Moore — how can it be worse?) alike.