By bats | July 19, 2019 - 10:52 am

As if Mark’s Fists o’ Justice weren’t enough on Thursday! The Adventure in the Chiricahuas continues! Who would’ve thought it possible?!??

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By bats | July 17, 2019 - 11:03 am

(That’s “summer” in French, you non-crossword puzzle folks.)
Is it possible that Dawn is going to call the shots on this romance? Sacre bleu!

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Mid-January, with promises broken…

New FW

…painful truths revealed…

New Luann

…and quick escapes are planned.

New MW

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By bats | December 22, 2013 - 4:19 pm
Posted in Category: I Smell Something Funky

New FW

Take yer pick!

New FW 2


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By bats | December 15, 2013 - 4:34 pm
Posted in Category: I Smell Something Funky

These squidlike ambassadors from Phlegmovox 9 are so touchy!

(And they’re about as funny as a Funky Winkerbean comic strip!)

New FW

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By bats | November 30, 2013 - 9:13 am
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…’cause Westview’s hell.

(But then again, we all already knew that.)

New FW

I thought about not going this far, too, but then again, Dad seems proud of the fact that he can multi-task changing a diaper while eating a peanut butter sandwich, so I think the limit here borders on the limitless.


And, of course, how would it be with a new baby if Les weren’t around to wax eloquent and dismal?

New fW



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By bats | October 13, 2013 - 8:47 am
Posted in Category: I Smell Something Funky

(Actually, can we cancel Funky Winkerbean?)

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I suppose not. OTOH, may we’re just cancelling characters, one at a time.  We can only hope.

New FW 2

And let’s wrap up October (at least in Westview) with an all-too-easy one…

New FW

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By bats | September 10, 2013 - 10:57 am
Posted in Category: I Smell Something Funky

“The keys to victory”?  What does that mean? Or what is it supposed to mean?  I don’t lead that sheltered a life that I think I might’ve missed that idiom.

Ah, well…as it’s been pointed out so many times, before, “Forget it; it’s Funkytown.”.

New FW

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By bats | August 6, 2013 - 1:25 pm
Posted in Category: I Smell Something Funky

stupid, pointless tricks.

Can I stop reading Funky Winkerbean now?

New FW

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By bats | June 15, 2013 - 1:10 pm

…when it can affect both Rex (Dr. Oblivious) and Cayla (I married Les Moore — how can it be worse?) alike.

Lovecraftian horror


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