Snark It Up, FuzzBall!

Yes, I’m afraid so.  Poking fun at Rusty’s expense:

I’m guessing

• Graves’ Disease;
• Tetanus; or
• Some inexplicable relatedness to Jerry Colonna.

I don’t know if some of this can even be considered love…

…but annoying, definitely.

The day Family Circus:

was bearable, made so by Pearls before Swine:

Of course, I got lots of “Gold Goop in a Can” ™ to gild that lily:

Diana is still dead, Kit Jr. and Heloise are still foisted off on President and Mrs. Luaga, and Kit Sr. is just so so so busy.

Asshat.

So, June’s cousin Brook lands a tidy little job, only to be mugged with the day’s deposit on the way to the bank.  While I’m wondering who the perp might be:

1. Niki from New Orleans, reverting to a life of crime since Rex doesn’t pay attention to him anymore;
2. Cue, golf course squatter;
3. Lee the Felon, because he’s a known Bad Guy;
4. Max “the Ax” Mallory, because the bottom has dropped out of the Injury Lawyer biz; or
5. Second Officer Guido Tomas, because the bottom has dropped out of the human trafficking biz.

we suddenly have a meet-up with a fresh, new face (well, figuratively speaking)!

awwwwwwwww, man!

Of course, he’d probably change his first name to something like Geoffrey to sound classier.

Me? I call it a cheap shot.  🙂

…I just had the jolliest time with this.