By bats | January 31, 2012 - 2:52 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

It’s Charterstone Pool Party time!  Okay, you can stop placing bets that Mary will have passed away before we reached this exciting day!  And there’s a Hussy in our midst, too!

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By bats | January 28, 2012 - 1:50 pm
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…but I have to do two mashups of today’s Mary Worth…the Power of Mary compels me…

I almost got to claim “First!” on the one above. I am evidently not in Mary’s good graces.  Well, then…suffer, bitch:

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By bats | January 27, 2012 - 10:53 am
Posted in Category: Cameo Appearances

And just in case you’re not up to snuff on your ichthyology, the blob sculpin:

God exists, and He has a cruel sense of humor.

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By bats | - 9:01 am
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Like Pilate, I was going to wash my hands of the current/eternal/endless Mary Worth story,  especially since it had devolved into a full-blown Kneel-Down-and-Worship-Me extravaganza, complete with all Glory, Laud and Honor.

But hey…one more for the Godhead, whichever one it is.

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By bats | January 24, 2012 - 4:39 pm
Posted in Category: Markin' the Trail

…and the wildlife is crafty.

Mark Trail? Not so much…

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By bats | - 4:33 pm
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…or whoever our point guard is.

The ongoing controversy of whether the Milford basketball team should get tattoos rages on!

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By bats | - 9:51 am
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I’m fairly sure that I’ve posted this before, but hey…IT’S MARY WORTH!

We might not be worthy, but she’ll help us…

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By bats | January 23, 2012 - 9:40 am
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By bats | January 22, 2012 - 11:24 am
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…maybe there will be a POOL PARTY!



Meanwhile, CC’s queek discovers that this ubiquitous disappointment extends even as far as Lost Forest.  Of course, they’d only showed up for the salmon squares:

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By bats | January 19, 2012 - 1:09 pm
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Why is it, when there’s absolutely nothing of interest going on in Mary Worth, I feel compelled to mash on it?

Does this count as Mystery of the Ages #29?

Nope, not yet.  But at least we know the nuts don’t fall very far from the tree…