By bats | December 31, 2012 - 3:59 pm
Posted in Category: Trust Me, I'm a Doctor

(At least until the one stripper and her case of Green Eyes makes June slap her all the way to Tijuana and gets Rex even more confused than usual.)

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By bats | December 30, 2012 - 2:10 pm
Posted in Category: Trust Me, I'm a Doctor

…when some very juvenile mashup wakes me up at 5 AM.  At least I had most of the panels stashed away (and now I have more Rex ‘n’ June on the beach ones!).

And a slightly mashed-up mash-up, just to spread rumor and hearsay:

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By bats | December 29, 2012 - 2:31 pm
Posted in Category: I Smell Something Funky

…so a fool repeats his folly. (Proverbs 26:11)

Oh, look! It’s Les and Cayla!

And here we are, back in Funkytown, bidding 2012 farewell…

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By bats | December 27, 2012 - 12:09 pm

I nailed the ZAP! in today’s Phantom (Go, me!), spelling variations aside, but I hadn’t realized just how BIG it was — no wonder the Spirit Lioness was so testy! And even Kit was impressed!

Speaking of testy, and places close to it…

And it’s the last Friday of 2012, so TGIF, everyone!

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By bats | - 10:43 am
Posted in Category: Cameo Appearances

…I am proud of this.  (Is it LotRcats or LoLtRcats?)

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By bats | December 26, 2012 - 9:29 pm

I was pretty sure that the Spirit Lioness’ actions were being affected remotely by an implanted chip or something; it’s nice being proven correct, though.

It’s even nicer screwing around with this concept.

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By bats | December 24, 2012 - 7:37 pm
Posted in Category: So Pretty! So Pretentious!

…but instead get what we really deserve.

Sometimes it’s just best to ask for underwear. Plain ol’ white underwear.

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas, folks!

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(This from a man who was the head of the Inquisition (now known as the kinder and gentler title of Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith) before he got the Big Hat, and who says the virgin birth is totally documentable, but a semi-rural, pre-industrial culture at the BC/AD interface in the Middle East is not.)

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By bats | December 22, 2012 - 4:37 pm

While we were in Las Vegas this week, I missed the strips of The Phantom in which Kit has drugged the “Spirit Lioness” and now attempts to discover the source of her aberrant behavior.  While a body cavity check was not seen (or at least kept to the never-seen Fifth Panel), Kit was getting mighty friendly with the big cat, all the while chatting her up.  All I can say is that Kit is a pretty hands-on super hero.

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