By bats | November 6, 2011 - 3:39 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

The weeks of angst and pain as Gina the Witless Protection Waitress spilled her guts to Mary about her First Love culminated in a whirlwind of reuniting with him and driving off to NYC with him to live Happily Ever After.  (No kidding!)

This probably means we’ll never hear from Gina again unless her boyfriend/husband suffers a tragic soccer accident, loses his starring position in his prestigious professional soccer team, and starts beating her.

In the meantime, Mary discovers that Gina never even bothered to say goodbye to her, leaving her at quite a loss.  No waitress to pick up her sizable “liquid” tab at The Diner…

…or one who just wants the same Mary Worth “Love Connection” as Gina had.  Good heavens, even Mary can’t stomach a repeat meddling so soon!

What is a biddy to do?

Let’s get revved up for Mary’s new adventure!

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    November 10, 2011 @ 10:40 AM

    I only just noticed that Gina looks an awful lot like Captain Kangaroo.

    Hmmm…”Gina Kelrast => Gina Stalker.” This could be interesting.

    Posted by Harold
    November 10, 2011 @ 10:41 AM

    Oh, crap. That’s not Gina.

    Posted by Harold