By bats | August 14, 2021 - 1:52 pm
Posted in Category: Three-Ring Freakshow

…17 years ago!” (Thanks to Josh at the Comics Curmudgeon for digging up these relics.)

Fun is where you find it.

Back home, and to our good ol’ shenanigans!

It’s just that Big Daddy Bil’s physique reminded me of something…

It’s not over yet, no matter what the IQ-challenged Arizona Guv Dougie Douche-y says…

There’s nothing like back to school with a sniveling Dolly; maybe this year will be different…

Hint to Billy: Don’t ask stupid questions if you don’t want to hear honest answers!

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By bats | August 9, 2021 - 1:19 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy, Pulling the Plug(ger)

No matter where you go…

And no matter how you think you remembered the words…you don’t.

When comic strips collide.

Maybe Wilbut is hedging his bets about the possibility of being booted from Charterstone, or perhaps giving serious consideration to a karaoke career…

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By bats | - 1:17 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

(and less than 24 hours after the end of the summer Olympics, too…)

Let’s get down to brass tacks, Drew…

But Mary persists. Drew seems to be a bright boy…

…it goes on…

…and on…

Mary…full of good ideas…or something…

Could it be?!?!? OH, YES!!!! THE END!!!

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By bats | August 5, 2021 - 5:23 pm
Posted in Category: Most Maryworthy

Ashlee has flown the coop, and Mary has cornered Jeff once again…

Again, we see how busy Cory Sr. is…

The nystique continues…

And all’s well that ends. That’s it. ENDS.

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By bats | August 3, 2021 - 10:50 am
Posted in Category: I Smell Something Funky

Good Gracious…the lead-up to this magnificent event is just so TEDIOUS!

Oh, look! Mason has a super-special surprise for Les….

I swear to God….Batuiuik named the production company, not me!!!!

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By bats | July 30, 2021 - 11:05 am
Posted in Category: So Pretty! So Pretentious!

This is the result of a dream/hallucination/overdose of Seth’s that caused him to come dangerously close to making the Right weep with joy, due to his heterosexual feelings and actions with an old dance partner. Sure, he’d burn in Hell for fornicating with the woman, but it was a WOMAN, dammit! I have no idea why Edda shows up, either.
Honestly, I have no idea what was going on. I mostly just looked at the pictures.

Yuck? Really?

It looks like Seth is considering that awful, awful heterosexuality with the ex-ballerina Fernanda…

Then again, maybe not…

Welp, it seems that everyone believes big gay ol’ Seth is going to marry Fernanda. At least if you hear it from gay Uncle Mark and the Creepy Twins…

During this Seth and Fernanda wet dream (or whatever it is), someone at the Readers of the Comics Curmudgeon suggested Seth’s ex, Mark, hook up with Garbage Ape. I guess both of them could do worse. I guess.

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Fun with Shannon (I don’t think “Fun with Luann” is ever a possibility).

Luann…the definition of a ‘killjoy.”

Fortunately, Luann’s been dumped…unfortunately, her stupid brother Bwad makes an appearance. (At least he’s been goomphed…)

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By bats | July 25, 2021 - 5:48 pm

I think not.

What’s going on in Ashlee’s brain (or Drew’s for that matter? or Saul? or Greta? or Wilbur?)

Miracles DO happen! (and so do outlandish conclusions to lame plots…)

Wow…I guess Trashlee really turned over a new leaf…

(This is about as “new leaf” as any of these losers get…

And as Drew’s latest love sinks slowly into the West (or somewhere else)…

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By bats | July 19, 2021 - 11:20 am

…or, maybe, the Evansii can.

You just have to wait…

Eh, screw it.

pleaseohpleaseohplease…

And end scene.

And then there are times when Bernice and Luann just spend time together…

And even pretend to be young, mature adults!!

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By bats | July 17, 2021 - 11:59 am
Posted in Category: Pulling the Plug(ger)

Yum! All tied up in one!

And sometimes, neither philosophy nor mystery…

Plugger and proud (at least with this observation)…

That explains the 120,000 miles…

Another installment of “Of course I’m not a Plugger”….

Right next to all the AARP envelopes…

Truer words aren’t much spoken…

The Breakfast of (some. constipated.) Champions:

How summer just flies….HAPPY LABOR DAY!

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