By bats | May 27, 2022 - 11:27 am
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By bats | May 23, 2022 - 12:38 pm
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It’s Monday! It’s Spring! it’s a new plot!

Now with the Marlin Perkins of the Santa Royal Zoo….Jerod!

It’s all happenin’ at the zoo…

And if you’re not careful, you might learn something!

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By bats | May 15, 2022 - 7:25 pm
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And still… there’s not always a 100% Happy Ending:

Toby’s plan goes into action!

It was almost nearly a success!

Ian starts to really fantacize about following an acting career…

Toby needs to say a few words to Ms. Moss…

And then, it’s time to go home…

(So that’s why there’s been boxes and boxes of the stuff in the freezer. For years.)

And for anyone hoping/praying/sacrificing black chickens for the Toby-Ian-Helen-Cal-Maddie-SRCc cheerleaders polygon to end:

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Oh, look, there goes another one…

Cool. So far no funerals this week…

is it graduation time ALREADY? How about ….who cares?!??

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By bats | - 1:19 pm
Posted in Category: Three-Ring Freakshow

At least the Kentucky Derby is wholesome fun. Maybe the Keanes ought to buy a horse.

And the kids get fed up with their Big Daddy…

Too bad you can’t teach Jeffy a damned thing, Bil…

It’s not like Mommy gets away unscathed, either…

In the world of ART, there’s always more!

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By bats | May 8, 2022 - 2:54 pm
Posted in Category: Pulling the Plug(ger)

Actually, I saw this and my immediate response was “HEY!!!!”.

I’m mostly doing this for all my Boomer friends when we were growing up in Phoenix and watching Wall-boy, Ladmo and even that brat Gerald;

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By bats | - 2:50 pm
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Lord, Toby sounds like one of the missing Kean melonheads…

You DO realize that the second week in May has been designated “Toby’s problem with the college student, haven’t you?

But that college kid isn’t that much of a jerk, but you think about it…

You’re not helping, Mary….

Go for it, Toby! Of course, Mary will support you. Sure.

Meanwhile, it seems that Helen Moss hasn’t been sitting idly by and eating muffins….

While Toby makes plans as well…

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By bats | May 6, 2022 - 12:42 pm

When one of the four room-mates is fucking her boyfriend blind, there’s a lame attempt to create a “Privacy Hut” — the only problem is that the one harlot is monopolizing all the time in the PH to fuck her boyfriend. Plans need to be made to make the PH run more smoothly,
Me? I would have just killed the slut causing the problem.

I, for one, am hoping for Trouble in Paradise (o the Privacy Hut, at least).

Stef goes off in a snit (not that anyone stops her). And Tiffany learns the awful, awful truth…

And just how young, smart and talented students solve a problem:

Meanwhile, Borenice considers breaking up with Nil (OMG OMG OMG)…

And who better to ask all those burning questions but that hydrocephalic Luann?

WEEK 2 of Borenice beating a dead horse!

It’s just so nice when Borenice keeps her yap shut! The organ donation is just a happy circumstance…

Run, Nil, RUN!!!

It’ll be for the best, Nil…well, acually, it’ll be better for you.

Tiffany tried to be nice, letting dorm residetnt store their crap in the her father’s mansion…so mch for being nice

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By bats | May 3, 2022 - 1:00 pm
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Mary is never at a loss for time, or bored. After all, there’s always muffins. Stinking, boring muffins.

Even Mary can’t prevent Sunday from happening!

Ah, well, back to the kitchen. Thank heavens, Mary has someone to keep her company, even if it’s only Toby.

Toby, like Mary, really knows how to keep busy, and has no idea what’s going on…

Now, down to eatina a bunch of muffins and dishing the dirt!

Wow! Suddenly, all of Ian’s academic career is laid bare!

What more can be said, now that everyone has apparently kissed and made up?

Wow, this catastrophic dilemma was over so soon!

Or was it?

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By bats | April 27, 2022 - 6:01 pm
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Can Mary Worth get any more exciting?!??

Can it? I mean, CAN IT?!??

Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare to clutch your pearls….

The shock is EVERYWHERE!!!

WHAT will happen NEXT?!??

Just like auld tymes (yuck)…

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