By bats | March 12, 2022 - 2:32 pm
Posted in Category: I Smell Something Funky

It’s the OSSCARZ! And a nobody actress has won! For “Lisa’s Story”! Shoot me now!

Oh the excitement! Oh the glamou Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Ooooooh…the tension is palpable….

She’ here! And so’s the award!

Still….disappointments….

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By bats | March 9, 2022 - 5:08 pm
Posted in Category: Three-Ring Freakshow

Well, after a very special weekend, poor, downtrodden Jeffy realizes that HE’S the favorite one of the Melonheads…way to go, Jeffy!

Fun with Grandma
(minus Dolly, PJ, Big Daddy Bil and Thel)

Shopping with Grandma, Take 1:

Shopping wit Grandma, Take 2:

At least Billy didn’t mention a baseball bat…

Saddled with the melonheads at home. Again. Thel does what she can…

All the while, (mostly) looking out for her offspring…

Why Grandma is better than Mommy, Exhibit C:

Not all the Melonheads hate Mommy, though…

Dream big, Melonheads!

It’s The Birds all over again…

The bird is still in the house. Yeah, it wants to die.

Big Daddy and Thel go off on vacation, but not before other plans are made….

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By bats | March 7, 2022 - 5:39 pm
Posted in Category: Guest Appearances

…but I know professional jealousy when I see it.

Not enough ta-tas…the old artist never needed a plot…

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By bats | March 6, 2022 - 6:12 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

Back to the Studio, Ms. C and Cal…

And Cal finally makes a move!

Shall we do lunch?

AND THEN…

Here comes trouble!!!

And for all of us, fantasizing over a possible new storyline (yeah, yeah, dream on!):

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By bats | February 27, 2022 - 7:50 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

The flirtation limps along…

Ya gotta be sharp on Mondays…courtesy of “Glasgow’s Finest” razor-edged flying disc, fit for play and shearing sheep!

Just a nice, friendly game of whatever this is called…

Toby knows she doesn’t have many years left in her…go for it!

Toby’s biological clock keeps on ticking…

And then there’s time when it’s damned hard to snark on ultra-lame dialog…but I try…

Hmmm….that ugly woman watching the Frisbee players looks familiar…

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By bats | February 21, 2022 - 1:31 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

…then again, maybe we’re just waiting for Spring Break.

Or maybe not.

Should we be surprised? Really?

Then again, maybe Toby and Cal won’t really hit it off…

Maybe we ought to harken back to the Good Old Days (at least, appropriating them from The Phantom!):

Toby reviews more of Cal’s work:

And lord only knows when she comes across someone familiar (I used a Mary Worth face (really and truly) from a few weeks ago…with Brigman at the helm, Mary no longer looks like the old crone we’ve become accustomed to)

All this flirtation! I don’t know if I can take much more…

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By bats | February 19, 2022 - 4:55 pm

Who cares if she’s more mature than Luann? (shhhhh….don’t tell Luann.)

At least Luann knows how to handle an emergency…

Wow…just how stupid is Luann?

Meanwhile, on a quiet, lonely street in Pitts, CA (a modest burb of Santa Royale)….

The mystery of Puddles continues…

Where, oh where, has Puddles gone?!?? Egads…taken by the Three Stooges!

Ain’t it great that Bernice is soooooo empathetic?

I think this would be a great solution (of course, it would never happen):

Slogging toward a climax…

Oh, look…Luann’s new job, tutoring “troubled youth” (aka, delinquents)…

Even if you’re a ROCK STAR…you die. And then you’re forgotten.

Luann’s latest career choice bites the big one…

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By bats | February 8, 2022 - 2:23 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

Do I know these people?

As Wilbutt continues to ingratiate himself to one and all…

Wilbutt continues to bat .1000.

And today’s strip was just plain bizarre…

he happiest couple in Charterstone (I guess).

Well, wort of happy….

After the party is over…

And I mean really, really over…

In Toby’s art studio! (MAN-BUN ALERT!!!!)

Santa Royale Community college…where students run fampant (and teachers earn cheap)….

Such a diversity of students!

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By bats | February 3, 2022 - 7:17 pm
Posted in Category: Trust Me, I'm a Doctor

So a bogus art teacher is attempting to blakmail the Morgan…whatever will they do?!??

Excitement builds (then again, this is Rex Morgan…)!

New Adventure! Comic Book creator’s wife has a baby! Sarah angles for another baby in the house!

Hey, Sawah…don’r you have schoolwork or masturbation or something to keep you occupied?

How about some interest (yeah, yeah, curb your excitement) for Rex’s new patient…a vigilante? It’s the Street Sweeper! (How stupid is that???) Even the other ne’er-do-wells in Morganville think this is lame.

Could it be these thugs are more interesting than Morgan and Family? Quite possibly.

When the “Street Sweeper” sends the bad guys running, he has to find something…or someone…to keep his hard work noticeable to John Q. Public…like a drunk planning on DRIVING!!!

Drunks are more fun to deal with than dyed-in-the-wool thugs!

It’s always Monday somewhere…

Most folks don’t realize how sympathetic and caring Rex really is…

It’s tough being a low-life thug…

I mean it!

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By bats | February 2, 2022 - 10:49 am
Posted in Category: Guest Appearances

…although if Wilbutt wants to surprise someone, THIS is how to do it.

And I like this comic, too…

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