By bats | March 24, 2024 - 3:01 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

GASP! Could it be?!??

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By bats | March 18, 2024 - 5:43 pm
Posted in Category: Trust Me, I'm a Doctor

And could Aunt Tildy? (It would be so much better than waiting hand-and-foot on her injured old wrestling husband, Count Andreyeaidntrv, or something like that.

…or Li’l Sara and her two imbecilic brothers! (This didn’t turn out any better when June allowed Rex to cook something.)

Okay, so it’s a drag we had to poison Candy the dog but it sure adds excitement to Rex and June’s dull lives!

“We paid for all these vet clinic sets, and we’re gonn USE them!”

Did she? Or didn’t she? I for one, do not care…

Whew! It looks like it’s all sunshine and rainbows and doggy-do bags at the Morgan Mansion again…

And it’s back to the hospital for Rex (“damn!” he thinks, “I’m always at the darn hospital!”)

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By bats | March 17, 2024 - 4:28 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

…but it may the the last one for Mary!

It must be way past 5:30…6;00?!?? No wonder Mary’s cranky!

On the boredwalk…

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By bats | March 11, 2024 - 3:43 pm

Gosh, the Evansii rembered their second-string characters!

And it’s back to college, with the hell that is Stefani!

The plot thickens! (As much as it ever does in this comic…)

Luann continues to fantacize…

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By bats | March 10, 2024 - 1:58 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

…but she’s really, really cranky!

There’d been a comment that (we all) wished…Karen Moy, the writer for “Mary Worth,” would come up with a new story. Well, we ARE living in he 21st Century, with all its technological advances…it can’t be that difficult, can it?

So back to the 1950’s, or whenever Mary think she’s living…

Hoo, boy! Somebody has the hangries!!!

You’re family here…or maybe just a couple of old farts…

Considering the rollicking, dynamic adventures covered in this last week…maybe Mary should’ve been aware unsavory experiences lurked ahead…

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By bats | March 3, 2024 - 12:02 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

Thought we were gonna see the end of Keith and Co.? Yeah, right. (and we got a whole week of Toby, too!)

Well, we got rid of Keith and Toby…

There’s only so many hours in a day…

So here we are at the botanical gardens, with the memory of Keith Hillend and an incontinent dog…

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By bats | February 25, 2024 - 11:28 am
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

…there’ be a new story-line tomorrow.

Why do I have a feeling we’re going to pay a long, protracted call on the Camerons?

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By bats | February 18, 2024 - 3:01 pm
Posted in Category: Markin' the Trail

I love Onychomys as much as the next person (go look it up), and I even have a video of the little guy, but when Ed Dodd and James Allen and now Jules Rivera “highlight” him, I think he deserves more than cheap newspaper print (even if it’s on Sunday)…

And a keen Bliss contribution, even if it isn’t a grasshopper mouse (there was a nice, subtle snark about the male lion hanging out and drinking cheap beer (read, Keystone beer)… Oh, and the new Mark Trail was so much fun…

Actually, this seems to be turning into a real “Wild Kingdom” thread (and I, for one, welcome our new zoological overlords…).

(This concerns Mary Worth and the crying demand for a new story — GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!

Nonetheless, Window Eels Local feel compelled to rally with this fine idea, and they’re not alone.)

So Cherry’s all excited by keeping all domestic cats indoors, since they kill about a gazillion songbird annually (true fact). She’s on the hunt for Banjo Cat with the help of her dad Doc. Will they find the nefarious BC? (In the words of Doc, “That robin was pretty dang annoying…”)

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and yet…

This is nearly as bad as when I fark up a snarked-on strip (usually one I’ve spent more than a little time on and I really like), only to hit the wrong button and completely erase it…

I think this might be from Episode 10…

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By bats | February 16, 2024 - 3:52 pm
Posted in Category: Pulling the Plug(ger)

To be honest, many of them were looking familiar a few years ago. But, hey! I can laugh at myself. Or chuckle, Or move onto the next comic.

I think this is turning into a Lentenpalooza…

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