Snark It Up, FuzzBall!

The city that never sleeps!  The city with a million stories!

Most of them boring.

Somewhere in an apartment on the upper south side (maybe), Ruby, hairdresser, wedding planner and faded Southern belle, “keeps company” with her mystery man “Lyle”.  As that isn’t a particularly popular men’s name, the speculation mounts:

Meanwhile,  Music and Culture abound throughout the city.  Then the hoi polloi shows up.  Unfortunately it’s not the fun and funny Marx Brothers sort of hoi polloi:

I haven’t done much with Judge Parker recently, even with the ta-ta parade that is Abbey Spencer, Gloria Sanchez, Godiva Danube and the Widow D’Vito (sad, huh?).

However, CC’s Little Guy noted that this one was just waiting for some Photoshopping, and he might be right.

Wow, has the year flown by!  It seems like it was only yesterday (or a quick check through the Archives) that we were celebrating at Chateau Morgan ( http://snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com/?p=1631 )!  We’re still there, in fact!

Fortunately, the Morgans are the socially-climbing couple that doesn’t see the need to invite the comic strip riff-raff to their sexy sexy soirees, leaving them to indulge in ways that comic strip riff-raff is wont to do:

Aside from some too-clothed breasts, not much has been going on in Judge Parker (that’s not necessarily true — Sam and Co. are trying to figure out who killed the swindler Madoff D’Vito, and it’s a lot of talk talk talk).

Still, the investigation appears to be going pretty well,  given Sam’s look:

On the other hand, it COULD be something else entirely (nudge nudge wink wink):

…it looks like Dr. Aristotle Papadagoras, Apt 3-G’s resident roue, is lookin’ pretty needy this holiday season.

Meanwhile, Sam Driver probably wouldn’t recognize, much less want it, if it slapped him in the face.  Or if both of them did:

Well, um.  These wouldn’t have happened at all if CC’s Dingo (resident libertine and proud purveyor of NSFW websites) hadn’t mentioned this: http://www.manhuntshop.com/joy-rider-fuck-machine_543.html

But he did.  The rest sorta kinda followed.

And a little more to get it all out of my system.

Whew! Better.

…courtesy of people who are better than we are (i.e., movie stars and Mary Worth).

Famous, rich, beautiful, and still willing to look out for the Little People (i.e., us, not necessarily Munchkins).  Okay, so HUGE star Godiva Danube was thrown by a horse when paparazzi spooked it, but this is referred to as a “Photo Op,” in the biz:

And heck, since when does Mary have to wait for a chance to meddle and express her opinion? Every waking moment of her existence is an opportunity!

Live Safe!

Don’t forget the popc0rn! And lots and lots of butter…

Sadly, Rex and his family are still sailing to Bora Bora or Betelguese…or are they?

Yes, this wouldn’t be half as much fun if Wolverine weren’t guest-spotting in Spiderman…

Friday’s episode was odd.  Only two panels, Mary (and JEFF!) in one, playing some sort of game and Jeff looking seriously whacked out.  The second panel has Delilah looking quite dashing in a purple jumpsuit (of course it was closed to the neck. of course I fixed that.), mad as hell.  Not that it really made any sense to mash up, but that’s never stopped me before.