I don’t know how or why this happened, but Abbey’s mammaries were just so, so out there, I thought they’d gone off on a stroll all by themselves…maybe they were just bored, too.
At least more excitement than the Judge Parker clan winning even more bucket of money…Hizzoner has downloaded a screenplay-writing program! Let the Muse descend!
Of course, this might take a little more time than he’s used to…he’s important, you know! And important people can be dangerous…
No, I mean REALLY dangerous:
HATS OFF to CC’s The Right Ven. Pasdordan for animating this, too…Hanna and Barbara are on the phone, sir! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?!? So Cool!
…even in a really boring story line.
As the plot of Judge Parker swings back to boring stuff, there are less and less appearances by Hizzoner. How will we live?
Judge Parker has two concurrent story-lines (I think), but the important thing is…the really interesting one with Judge Parker isn’t being shown. Who cares about Randy and his NSA fiancee (well, maybe, unless you’re Eric Snowden)? We want Pissyface! We want Pissyface!
So let’s just get two of the most ill-tempered characters in the comics together, shall we?
And maybe that’s for the best…
Sarah continues to fret about her 16-page book deal. Waddaya want us to do? Call out the Marines?!??
Say….
For those who have fallen, defending our freedom? For those oppressed, yearning to breathe free?
Nah, someone just talked mean about Judge Pissyface…
And can you blame them?
Maybe we’ll even see a whole comic book. It happened before! Yes, for real!
And when you’re beautiful, or at least filthy, filthy rich, lightning CAN strike twice!
… newish comic strip with an oldish character.
Can I keep up this relentless pace? I can try!
