Snark It Up, FuzzBall!

Wow, has the year flown by!  It seems like it was only yesterday (or a quick check through the Archives) that we were celebrating at Chateau Morgan ( http://snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com/?p=1631 )!  We’re still there, in fact!

Fortunately, the Morgans are the socially-climbing couple that doesn’t see the need to invite the comic strip riff-raff to their sexy sexy soirees, leaving them to indulge in ways that comic strip riff-raff is wont to do:

I’m not sure about this one.  I had an inkling about two current storylines because of their similar themes sometime while I was in Las Vegas , but I don’t know if this is what I was going for.  I didn’t have PhotoShop available at the time, and yes, IT WAS THE BOOZE, okay?!

I think I’ve come to the conclusion that a “women in prison” plot isn’t really that interesting, and a “nature writer in prison” is ever less so.  *sigh*

Unlike mopey old Stripey-Butt, however, when Mark sees a problem, he acts on it! Go, Mark, GO!

Rex Morgan, M.D.

Um.

Probably some other guys, too.

Today, however, there’s a new Man-whore on the block, or in some distant, mysterious country inhabited by fierce Amazon women:  The Phantom! (And he’s not even in his purply spandex and stripey Underoos!  Those women are desperate!)

…when Mom took her Daughter shopping (in Europe, no less!), and Dad and Son went on adventures!

Considering the topic, maybe Dad and Son should’ve opted for the shopping trip.

I think Kit needs to take a few more weeks and really think through the implications of moving his family out of the boonies and into the big city.  OTOH, this might be the most entertaining thing since The Beverly Hillbillies.

I like The Phantom well enough, but you have to know how freakin’ ponderous the plots of MW, RMMD, JP and yes, even MT are going when I do two Phantom mashups in a row…sigh.

Oh, yeah…and “Bye, kids! I’ll send you a postcard! Promise!”

Schmuck.

The Ghost-Who-Mourns continues to do just that.  Something must be done!, thinks President (and BFF) Lamanda:

I’ve heard that associating with people who are consistently negative only serves to drag you down with them.  Meh, I thought, I doubt that.

And then…

Oh, that some other serial comic strips would follow suit!

Then again, that would require characters who show some semblance of intellience…

Diana is in danger.

Not just danger…dangerous danger, as can only be foreseen by Old Man Mozz!

Can we get on with the story, please?