By bats | April 13, 2020 - 4:52 pm
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It’s not that we haven’t seen Wilbur lately, but we haven’t seen Wilbur lately. I hope things are still going gang-busters with Estelle!

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By bats | - 4:45 pm
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Guess who’s on her way to the most contagious contaminated interesting place on earth?!??

Hugo and Dawn are reunited! And could it be that Dawn has forgotten all about his insufferable self? Well, if she has, she’s quite a dolt!

I’m sure that Dawn can overlook his little eccentrities, right? There’s so much more to concentrate upon!

Hon! Hon! Hon! Today is another day, oui? And there’s so much to see in NYC, like a 40-year-old movie!

Yeah, like this little put-down of the Great American Theater (not Theatre, like those stuffy Brits), is going to result in a MONSTROUS blow-up in the Sunday strip…dream on, folks.

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By bats | April 7, 2020 - 4:51 pm
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…or maybe Hugo called her. Anyway, I succumbed to the screechy siren call of the she-Weston.

And then they talk…

And then they talk some more…

Dawn has put on her big-girl panties and is telling Jared about upcoming events.
Jared just messed himself.

Hugo Frenchie, here I come!

And in spite of Jared’s cranial viscosity, there are occasion bright spots. Well, at least to a turnip like Dawn.

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By bats | April 5, 2020 - 4:21 pm
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Grow up!
Get out!

Can we get a new story…without a Weston…please?

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By bats | March 31, 2020 - 11:28 am
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Dawn is back at Mary’s, opening her heart to her. I like to think, in spite of the endless Botox treatments, Mary knows that her time on earth is limited, and she’s decided not to waste it on idiots and their problems (i.e., Dawn and her romances).

Why does it seem that I’m also doing the artwork for MW? It’s not like Moy is writing the next War and Peace, or letting Mary and Dawn spout a couple of Shakespearean sonnets.

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By bats | March 24, 2020 - 4:21 pm
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…maybe it’s the author, maybe it’s the water in Santa Royale, maybe it’s Mary’s collection of gay porn, but a number of fellas in town sure have purty mouths.
And they sure ain’t bashful to use ’em, either.
(That’s Ted, who evidently was once hitting on Mary…unless something better came along. And that’s sappy Jared.)

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By bats | March 22, 2020 - 6:07 pm
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…but I really don’t like Jared. Even to the point of NOT wanting him mash on Droopy Dawn (how bad is that?!??).

And guess what happens next!!!

And THEN what happens!

For good or ill, Hugo is off the hook! La vie est belle!

And, we all know, this torrid romance is likely to last even shorter than the Covid-19 pandemic:

More! More! (really, is this EVER going to end?!??)
To be fair, I’m amusing myself with CCR’s “Hag Moon Rising”…

And maybe…finally…hopefully…this will be the end of Dawn and Jared for a long, long time.

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By bats | March 19, 2020 - 11:24 am
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…and Dopes who Dine.

Of course, in theses Modern Tymes, contact is only a *Ding* (or something) away:

And we discover yet another fine dining establishment in Santa Royale:

You can never tell what waits around the corner…

And just when you think you should sympathize…

And there’s always room for…BREAKFAST!

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By bats | March 16, 2020 - 9:59 am
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…does Mary Worth ever worry, or fear for her sterling reputation? I doubt it, but it would be nice if she had occasional bouts of self-doubt.

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By bats | March 13, 2020 - 3:36 pm
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While Mary was grilling Dawn about her friendship with Jared, CC’S John Long noted a less that courteous question posed by Mary:

Pretty shabby to ask such questions, but maybe (finally!) is up to the task!

Of course, it’s always fun to gild the lily!

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