By bats | August 22, 2022 - 10:14 am
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With Mary and her meddling out of the way, let the reconciliation begin!

How much of a schmuck are you if you lie for your cat?!??

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By bats | August 16, 2022 - 12:54 pm
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Sadly, Dawn survives the nighmares…

Now it becomes a waking nightmare… hi, Mary!

And in the event that Dad has reservations….

You just know that confiding in Mary will take the better part of a week…

Yet, maybe Dawn can make the best of it…

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By bats | August 9, 2022 - 4:34 pm
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A brand-new week! Too bad we’re still stuck in the Weston condo…

Take a nap, Dawn…everything will turn out all right!

Somehow, sleep never comes…

Things begin to clear up for Miss “How can it be MY fault?”….

At last, peaceful, serene sleep!

It gets worse…

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By bats | July 31, 2022 - 2:48 pm
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Good.

But what’s REALLY important: Wilbutt and Dawn, Together Again!

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By bats | July 24, 2022 - 7:21 pm
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Like Dawn is going to let Jared steal her limelight!

Then again, NOTHING trumps Mary Worth!

Jared bares his soul to Mary…

It ain’t over yet…

And if you think Mary’s going to let up…

Mary goes in for the kill!

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By bats | July 22, 2022 - 4:28 pm
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Why, yes…it’s another salad day for Dawn and her nameless friend!

Of course, Dawn isn’t bitter…

…she’s just something less than bitter…

AtA

At least Dawn knows who her REAL friends are!

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By bats | July 19, 2022 - 10:40 am
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This means the Sunday spectacular will be…um…spectacular, I guess…

Or maybe not…

If this is Monday, it must be gelatin…

Go for it, Jess…that Jared’s a real keeper! (blarf!)

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By bats | July 11, 2022 - 1:05 pm
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It seems that Jess needs to confide in Jerad…thank Gawd he’s a medical professional!

And at least Jerad’s got nothing better to do than listen to Jess, or at least fantacise about Star Wars…

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We take time off to ignore Dawn and Jared, and celebrate the Fourth…with MARY and DR. JEFF and IAN and TOBY and even stupid old WILBUTT…..Happy Independence Day!

Well, it’s back to 7/5/2022 and Jared’s blech of a life…

The Grand Reunion!

Oh, that seductive Jerad!

Will Jerad “go for it”? Who knows? And moreover, WHO CARES???

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By bats | June 27, 2022 - 5:14 pm
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It’ s gonna get ugly…

And speaking of little dorks…

Go home, ya putz!

Phone Dawn, ya putz!

Start with a sniffle, ya putz.

Cry on Mr. Solo’s….um….shoulder.

And realize what Mary Worth truly is…

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