…probably isn’t a pretty Chinese lantern at a pool party, but I’m ready for anything that ends this story:
I think the coast is clear. When Mary has to explain things to Toby, usually in words of one syllable…)
What’s more “meh” than a Mary Worth storyline?
A Mary Worth storyline that’s pretty well devoid of Mary Worth…
OTOH, Mother Elinor does have a point:
Now, on to dinner! And maybe — just maybe — Beth gets a glimpse of Her Life To Come:
And if she’s a little slow on the uptake, here’s Chance #2:
Elinor must be a really, really sound sleeper…
And that crap about sleeping eight hours each night will let you wake up full of energy? It’s…well…crap.
Poor Elinor (thought you’d never here that, did you?)! It seems that Mary isn’t the only one with Elinor very much on the mind…
…first you erase all the dull stuff…
…and then you put in all your good ideas. (Folks who played along: May I include your masterpieces here?)
And what, you might be asking yourself (or not), lead to these nightmares?
As we all know, Slylock Fox is tailored for the young ‘uns: wholesome humor, puzzles and games intended to inspire and challenge young, eager minds.
Mary Worth demonstrates the wisdom of age; good, solid sensibility; and a quiet yearning for death.
Put ’em together, and guess what you’ve got…
A stubborn, bitter old woman and a meddling, bitter old woman?
Nahhhhhhhh…. (not so much mano a mano as it is Metamucil a Metamucil…)
We don’t care that you used to be a Radio City Rockette back in the ’00’s, Elinor (the 1900‘s) — you gotta take care of yourself!
Thanks to CC’s queek, who can find the most amazing things…who knew The Keeper of Secrets had a kickin’ high school yearbook portrait?
…it’s babies!
…and young love!
Of course, both require a bit of perseverance and effort, but they’ll both succeed in the end! Right, folks?