Like Dawn is going to let Jared steal her limelight!
Then again, NOTHING trumps Mary Worth!
Jared bares his soul to Mary…
It ain’t over yet…
And if you think Mary’s going to let up…
Mary goes in for the kill!
Why, yes…it’s another salad day for Dawn and her nameless friend!
Of course, Dawn isn’t bitter…
…she’s just something less than bitter…
At least Dawn knows who her REAL friends are!
This means the Sunday spectacular will be…um…spectacular, I guess…
Or maybe not…
If this is Monday, it must be gelatin…
Go for it, Jess…that Jared’s a real keeper! (blarf!)
It seems that Jess needs to confide in Jerad…thank Gawd he’s a medical professional!
And at least Jerad’s got nothing better to do than listen to Jess, or at least fantacise about Star Wars…
We take time off to ignore Dawn and Jared, and celebrate the Fourth…with MARY and DR. JEFF and IAN and TOBY and even stupid old WILBUTT…..Happy Independence Day!
Well, it’s back to 7/5/2022 and Jared’s blech of a life…
The Grand Reunion!
Oh, that seductive Jerad!
Will Jerad “go for it”? Who knows? And moreover, WHO CARES???
It’ s gonna get ugly…
And speaking of little dorks…
Go home, ya putz!
Phone Dawn, ya putz!
Start with a sniffle, ya putz.
Cry on Mr. Solo’s….um….shoulder.
And realize what Mary Worth truly is…
Home again, home again….
Sad Jared…
Really sad, demented Jared…
Jared makes a decision. Granted, it’s a bone-headed decision…
But! He follows through with it! And without dragging Mr. Solo along…
…and…
And it’s HAPPY SUNDAY, you moron Jared…one of the few that can make Dawn look sympathetic!
Jared and Jess carry on, oblivious to it all…
Another day, more oblivion…
It goes on (will the madness never end?!??)
Thank you, God!
Time to check out, Jess…
Is the going? Really? Really?!??
And I really mean DANCE!
And because Sunday was such fun….here’s a rehash! (No, I am not making this up).
But, the story with Jared “Florence Nightingale” Mylo is too riveting to ignore…
How riveting? It’s the next morning, and we’re still in Tess’ hospital room. With Jared!
Eat up, girl…you’re going to be charged for the whole day, so make good use of the meal-plan.
In spite of your crappy life, all is not lost.
And it seems that Tess or Bess or Jess is actually improving! Things are looking up, right?
“It’s all happenin’ at the zoooooo………”
You bet it is!
I have a bad feeling about this…
And a brief interlude that most of us didn’t see….
Just to remind us that Jared (and probably Dawn, too) have memories spans of infants…
when Dawn and Jared are apart…
Steppin’ out with my BFF (and we’re both straight, just so you know)…
Yeah, well, whatever…
