Snark It Up, FuzzBall!

The horror that is Lizapalooza / Lizamania / Stalkerfest ’11 continues in Mary Worth!

Child prodigy, kidnapped by bad guys, gets a message to Jungle Patrol.

Child prodigy, rescued by the Ghost-Who-Causes-Quite-A-Bit-of-Property-Damage, eagerly looks forward to returning to his college campus.

Child prodigy ends up at Skull Cave, where he is encouraged to wear a diaper and learn how to box with Kit, Jr.

Child prodigy sends a message to the bad guys, promising them anything for them to rescue him.

To say nothing of the sandwich…

(The “C” is for “crazy.”)

Dr. Drew (Manwhore!) makes an almost sympathetic character (no, not really — he’s still pretty much an egotistical ass)  as he’s aggressively dated courted stalked by Nurse Liza.  The past few days have been a whirlwind of biological clocks ringing uncontrollably — we haven’t had this much fun since Adrian’s wedding and Jill the Wedding Rehearsal Wrecker! Yay!

…when a little “backwoods learnin'” will come in handy!

Let’s see, Mary has pretty much been written out of her own strip while Dr. Drew (Manwhore!) romances Nurse Liza (Techno-Addict!),  soon to be dismissed from Our Lady of Perpetual Motion Memorial Hospital…Mark is heading off to the high woods to meet with Ted Kaczynski a troubled vet…and a Plugger waits for his inevitable death.

Happy Tuesday, folks!

The Phantom (aka, Stripey Butt, aka, Ghost Who Talks Way Too Much) has a two-week-long, knock-down, drag-out confrontation with Chatu (aka, The Python, aka Villain Who Also Talks Way Too Much).  The Phantom finally knocks his worstest enemy ever! out and removes him from prison.  The next time we see The Phantom, there’s no trace of The Python!

Where the deuce did he go?

Unless you give us some exposition, Kit (which I’m guessing he will), we’re forced to draw our own conclusions:

The Obvious:

The Intriguing:

Even more of the The Perilous Adventures of Dr. Drew (Manwhore!)…

Nurse Liza is still trying to since her hooks into Dr. Drew (Manwhore!).  Okay, these will work, too…

ohmmmm……

Personally, I’d give Moy and Giella a bright, shiny quarters (even TWO bright, shiny quarters) to see the return of Charley Smith.  As that’s unlikely, it’s good to see pimpin’ Drew back in the States.