By bats | June 9, 2013 - 3:57 pm
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By bats | June 6, 2013 - 10:40 am
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By bats | May 23, 2013 - 10:29 am
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The Genuine Article Family Circus on Thursday:

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and the Too Good To Be True strip on Friday:

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By bats | May 19, 2013 - 3:09 pm
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…eighteen long, mind-numbing years.

Although there’s at least a five-year span between the oldest and the youngest, and none of them has aged appreciably in 35 years…

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By bats | May 1, 2013 - 7:04 am
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And you can’t say that Dolly isn’t an obedient little girl:

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By bats | April 26, 2013 - 10:32 am
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(You have no idea how quickly this popped into my head.  Thanks, fellow Comics Curmudgeon Curminions!)

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By bats | April 18, 2013 - 11:52 am
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…you know you did.

And you know what happens when you laugh, at her

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By bats | April 7, 2013 - 11:53 am
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Other alternatives for Billy’s closet:

* Dead Grandpa, bound and gagged.  (too hard to do)

* Jeffy, bound and gagged. Wearing spike heels and fishnets.  (under advisement)

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By bats | March 23, 2013 - 1:19 pm
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The Comics Curmudgeon himself notes that Jeffy Keane’s “arms and shoulders have been replaced by a neck-pillow.”  Yes. It’s true.

The really unsettling thing is asking how did this happen?  Maybe it was a tragic congenital condition.

On the other hand…

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By bats | March 17, 2013 - 1:42 pm
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