than a thick, fresh snowfall?
With the Keane kids??!?!??
Why, yes, there could be!
The current Spiderman storyline has him visiting Frisco. Evidently his rustic nickname for The City really ticks off the locals, and in one instance, the blind superhero pushes him away. Granted, from 20 stories up or so, Spidey can take care of himself when a push comes to a shove, but we could only hope that a few others wouldn’t be so lucky…
This could take care of a multitude of our problems…
Happy Monday! Try to contain yourselves for Adventure:
Action:
And an absolutely devoid sense of comedy and comedic timing:
Yesterday’s Family Circus gave us a rather unsettling and uncharacteristic expression on stupid li’l Jeffy…
…which means that in today’s strip, Jeffy is finally putting a stop on all that “humor” that has made him the butt of jokes for decades:
Jeffy has to use paper bags because even the logistics of mittens elude him.
We’ll check again…
Nope. Hey, sorry about that, Bil.
Just a friendly warning…
But then, even the meekest and milque-toasty of people can finally bust a cog and realize that they’ve just had it up to here with Mary and her platitudes…
(Where can I get one of those transparent lab coats?)
Let’s see…first Billy is going to beat the crap out of Jeffy. Instant gratification.
Later, Billy is going to steal all of Jeffy’s Christmas haul. Delayed gratification (but still satisfying).
We’ll see you in Sheriff Arpaio pink prison duds in a few years, Billy. Enjoy the free life while you can!
You know, I felt rather sorry for Jeffy in the original strip and my mashup. I feel somewhat better now:
Kinda rockin’ the Cagney attitude…