By bats | May 25, 2012 - 9:37 am
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Have a safe one!  And if you’re going to drink irresponsibly, at least do it at home! Maybe in the kitchen.

 

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By bats | May 24, 2012 - 11:04 am
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The ones that say “for 28 pounds”?  They’re right…that’s about all that they’ll hold. (No, I don’t know the name of the comedian who said this.)

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By bats | May 22, 2012 - 10:37 am
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Surprisingly, it didn’t involve alcohol (or a broken wine bottle), firearms or cutlery.

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By bats | April 28, 2012 - 8:44 am
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I could’ve sworn I’ve posted this on the blog in the past, but looking through all the Family Circus mashups, I’ve done, this has apparently missed its true place in infamy.

Ah, well, since da Keanes feel the need to rerun a panel today (I don’t know if the hi-larious caption has been replaced), I’m including this old mashup, based on that panel’s repetition.  Imitation is the highest form of flattery, you know.  And as Bullwinkle said, “If they liked it once, they’ll love it a second time!”

By bats | April 8, 2012 - 12:05 pm
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By bats | April 3, 2012 - 3:41 pm
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we can make you a cup of tea to help you relax…do we have any tea-bags?

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By bats | March 20, 2012 - 10:10 am
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By bats | February 28, 2012 - 9:32 am
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It’s nice on occasion to see Jeffy win, even if the Keanes have nothing to do with it.

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By bats | January 15, 2012 - 5:37 pm
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CC’s Senor Tortilla requested that I mash Family Circus‘ “It’s Apparent You’re A Parent” panels that appeared in today’s paper.  I hadn’t given them much thought, but I had done ones in the past, and these worked out pretty well (take-home message: the folks are funnier than their kids):

 

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