Snark It Up, FuzzBall!

…suddenly takes on a whole different meaning!

Thanks to Dean Booth for the totally wasted expression. Roll on, little Dudette!

Meanwhile,  someone’s been rifling through Dolly’s boudoir…

The day Family Circus:

was bearable, made so by Pearls before Swine:

Of course, I got lots of “Gold Goop in a Can” ™ to gild that lily:

Of course, he’d probably change his first name to something like Geoffrey to sound classier.

But Big Daddy Bil should also realize what goes around comes around.  Treat others as you would have them treat you.  All that good stuff.

And if you don’t? Payback is a bitch:

Don’t believe him, Daddy?  See what Mommy has to say, courtesy of Dean Booth:  http://comicbooth.com/blogengine.net/post/A-Hard-Days-Night.aspx

Love to see.

Pay good money to see.

Kill someone (or rough ’em up a bit) to see.

Example A: Mary Worth getting what-for.

Example B: Les Moore getting what-for (aka, “Oh, Hell NO!“, aka, “Oh, Hell YES!“).

Example C: An explanation why Jeffy Keane is the way he is.

The Keanes start the next 50 years of cartooning with a naked Jeffy standing in front of his mother, proudly spouting “’cause it’s my birthday!”.

All rightie then.  I’m sure we can work with this.

And we can even work in a rather obtuse 7 March Bizarro cartoon, too:

And CC’s “Bunny with a Whip” comments on a seemingly innocuous panel in which Jeffy is complaing to Mommy about tonight’s vegetable de jour:  “Jeffy should respond to this disappointment like he does all disappointments, by shocking his mother with nudity.”.  Let’s see!

Yup! Still works (at least on a very surreal level)…

While his hideous offspring prattle endlessly, Big Daddy Bil internalizes his angry, angry dialog:

HAPPY EASTER, FOLKS!

Is it “No one ever suspects the baby-sitter.” or “Everyone always suspects the baby-sitter.”? Oh, well, as long as it IS the baby-sitter.