…so Gramma can backhand her smart-alecky grandson:
That is, providing she remembers who you are.
…like a dodo. Or an ostrich. Or a kiwi. Or an emu. Or a rhea. Or a giant moa.
Oh, those wacky Dolly observations!
I wonder if anyone ever wanted to be a member of the Family Circus family, you know growing up and wishing to be a pal of Superman or a member of the Justice League, or traveling through the jungle with Tarzan, or realizing that the kids in “Peanuts” weren’t so different from you…
Nah. Probably not.
Substitute a melting snowman for an exhausted band director and voile’! CSI: Westview! (or possibly CSI: Paradise Valley)
Well, at least something funnier than either comic on its own…
[Thanks to CC’s Braniff for the CSI riffs!]
…and I knew there had to be a reason.
…you poor, stupid thing: do you really want an answer?
Wow, has the year flown by! It seems like it was only yesterday (or a quick check through the Archives) that we were celebrating at Chateau Morgan ( http://snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com/?p=1631 )! We’re still there, in fact!
Fortunately, the Morgans are the socially-climbing couple that doesn’t see the need to invite the comic strip riff-raff to their sexy sexy soirees, leaving them to indulge in ways that comic strip riff-raff is wont to do:
Little Jeffy spouts, “Boy are we lucky! We’ve got a LOT of people for good night kisses!”
And a lot of flying spittle.
Hopefully (yuck) it all comes from Jeffy’s over-active salivary glands.
Hopefully…
Yeah. Ewww.
CC’s krazy kat speculated on the “missing child” that Mommy appears to be zeroing in on… are there other current Keane Kompound residents who are mysteriously incarcerated in the attic?
I think the answer is simple than that:
(Considering Mommy’s mammalian splendors, don’t be surprised if you don’t see this next June as a poster to promote “June is Dairy Month/Got Milk”? Just sayin’…)