By bats | March 17, 2021 - 4:43 pm
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And right after that comes Spring!

Never too early to think of your past…

Time to start hiding your reading material, Billy.

Do I sense some familial tension between Billy and Big Daddy Bil? What’s more important…do I even care?

Like being at-home mommy is a bed of roses for Thel.

April Showers bring May birdhouses, or something…

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By bats | March 2, 2021 - 5:25 pm
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But, hey…anything to push Jeffy into years of therapy:

And it’s not just Jeffy who’s the mental midget in the Kean Klan…

And we’re going neck-and-neck between Jeffy and Billy in “who’s the bigger moron?” derby…

Sigh… Dolly Keane may be the smartest one of the Klan…

Mommy and Daddy getting fed up with the froots of their loins? You bet!

Really, it could be anyone at the front door…Fuller Brushmen, Mormon missionaries…

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By bats | January 10, 2021 - 7:53 pm
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Wow, Thel isn’t the only one who the Melonheads drive nuts.

And you just live with it, Jeffy…

Meanwhile, little Billy worries too darn much!

And in the bliss of Inauguration Day 2021, Everyone gets into the act, including Bernie Sanders and his Vermont mittens (no, I am not making this up):

That Jack Frosting…what a character (and yes, I was thinking of things so much worse).

Introducing the newest “Keane Kid,” Pluggo, the Fire Hydrant…

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By bats | November 18, 2020 - 11:29 am
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Meanwhile, Ma and Pa Keane might want to rethink the child left behind…

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Finally some peace and quiet for the elder Keanes!

One of these days, Jeffy is going to put two and two together…

Yeah, I always think of that this time of the year…

I guess there are still vocational -training program, ones that don’t require basic literacy…

OH….so close!

And, eventually, it all becomes clear…

A new year, a new opportunity for Dolly to edumacate young ‘un Jeffy.

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By bats | November 5, 2020 - 10:36 am
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Grandma isn’t the only one with a little problem. Then again, PJ won’t (or can’t) tell…

I rest my case.

Then again, nothing’s quite as fun as Jeffy.

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By bats | October 17, 2020 - 10:11 am
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Jeffy has plans. Big plans.

The eternal question. And Big Daddy Bill, with the eternal answer:

Ah, yes….Grandma keeps crapping out the ’70s hits (and Lord, I hate this one). At least Dolly is being useful for once.

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By bats | September 27, 2020 - 4:15 pm
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Oh, come on, Thel…it’s not like Jeffy doesn’t deserve it, although it looks like Billy ought to get in trouble…

Then again, I’m getting a sense of why Jeffy always finds himself in trouble…

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By bats | September 11, 2020 - 4:23 pm

…now shut the hell up, Dolly, and admit that you’re just a fat, fat, fat kid.

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By bats | August 17, 2020 - 11:15 am
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…that the Keane Klan always has really lousy vacations?

You don’t get out of your vacation Hell this easily, Big Daddy.

At last! now we can have some real fun!

Oh, boy! Home to experience Grandma’s decline!

Sad Realities:

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By bats | August 12, 2020 - 12:31 pm

…vacation can’t end soon enough!

It’s the same ol’, same ol’, but at least a few folks don’t complain…

And, perhaps, the Mitchells live on the OTHER side of the Flagtsons…

Mommoy Flagston might be just a little too frugal…

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